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Originally Posted by Oh Wise and Esteemed One
Wellllllllllllllllll........................
*cue up 'soap opera' organ music*
JUST what do we know so far?
Shunt was presumed to be kidnapped by Fbodfather.
Fbodfather made threats to certain members on this site.
Certain members on this site made threats to Fbodfather.
IrocZlover is out there. (boy howdy)
IrocZlover was thought to have kidnapped Fbodfather.
IrocZlover makes a great "Kathy Bates" in "Misery"
It appears that Fbodfather's sign-on name was hijacked somehow, thus the 'threats' to others.
That does not, however, explain WHY he was in the "Black Yukon" shooting a mineshaft of bullets.
It has been confirmed that Fbodfather has been kidnapped.
It appears that IrocZlover may have "Kathy Bates'd" Fbodfather with a Typewriter, a garden tractor, and a pickle. No, wait, a penguin.
It has been confirmed that you can't understand Fbodfather when you put a sock in his mouth.
It's also been confirmed by the financial staff and legal staff of GM that there are many people within those staffs that would LIKE to put a sock in his mouth.
The 'lil weasel from Bakerstown is somehow involved.
The 'lil weasel should refrian from wearing thongs.
Many of us will have nightmares BECAUSE of those pictures of the 'lil weasel in said thong.
Somehow a picture of "Shunt" was leaked. It shows him in the trunk of an IVER. We have reason to believe that it was staged.
IrocZlover has something to do with Rosie O'Donnell -- we just haven't figured out WHAT.
Jesse Jackson is somehow involved. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
We know Fran loves Fbodfather more than Chad. (heeheehee!!!)
Fbodfather has been whacked over the head. Many times. Many, many times. Perhaps this will knock some sense into him.
- - - - -except that he's since wakened up. We aren't sure how he escaped.
And NOW he think's he's MISTER ROGERS!
OH -- THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL.
So - - - - -
WHERE is Fbodfather?
HOW is IrocZlover involved in this?
DOES Rosie O'Donnell annoy the hell outta you, too?
WHY is the 'lil weasel involved?
WHERE did they tow the Z06?
WHY was the stump there in the first place?
HOW will this affect the launch of the new Camaro?
WILL we ever find Fbodfather?
IF we do, will he annoy us to insanity with "It's a lovely day in the neighborhood?"
WHO will provide him with Cardigan Sweaters?
.........................and another thing:
What about LITTLE JIMMY????????????????????????
*fade soap opera organ music*
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Hmm. "Someone's trying to tell you something."
I WANT a "Premium Audio System." That would be.... swell.
And, dayum, after all this -- there's another operative/spy/collaborator named "Little Jimmy" introduced?
Keerap! I might just have to start a storyboard to prevent the
stage........