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Originally Posted by fbodfather
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...ken youh seh "USB" port in the dash????
.............sherr! sherr! I NEW you COUT!.........
................ken you seh "Al Leg Henny?"
Wunnerful! I NEW you COUT!...............
Ken you seh "PIE - rits?? and "STILLERS?"
Verry GOOT! I NEW you COUT!
Ken you seh.........
OHDEARGODINHEAVENHERESHE
COMESAGAINWITHZHAWKHER
HUSBAND
ANDROSIEWITHHER??????
Ken you seh.........
DANGI'MTIREDOF
GETTINGCLUBBEDOVERTHEHEAD......
*(voice in background)*
"BATTER UP!!! (sounds kinda like Rosie on a Rant -- yeah - hard to imagine, huh?????)
*sound of wood cutting thru air*
*sound of wood hitting bone*
*sound of birds chirping*
".............buh-bye!..........."
**reprise the creepy organ music***
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Hmm, I think he's making this all up. Everybody knows how hard headed the FBodfather really is. No way to survive banging you head against the walls at GM without a hard head (and trips to the legal department require you to smack your head against concrete walls, repeatedly). There's no way a wooden bat would knock him out or make him sillier than normal.