This is just a FYI for next time.
Your car will move, especially downhill, even though the battery is dead and it won't start.
Put key in ignition, turn key to start, leave it there. Put foot on brake, shift car into neutral. Ease up on brake allowing gravity to take effect, back car down driveway into the street. Open hood, use terminals under hood to jump start car.
You're taking this well and I'm just messing with you, but, this WILL work.
