Ok, guys and gals........this is
IT!
Calling ALL SSRTM'ers (Scott and Shunt Rescue Team Members) together for a final update before extraction from the underground lair of the evil Rosie at Heinz Field in PA.
Pay attention team......details are important........
1. We know of only two people being kidnapped......
Scott.................and.....................
Shunt...........and someone has hacked 35th02SS's account!
2. They were kidnapped by Rosie, IrocZlover, and Zhawk who are holding them captive at Heinz Field in PA where Dragoneye has got them under 24 hour surveillance. There is another there with them who is 7ft tall, 400lbs, has a thing for ketchup...and using it on his captors (torture?), and goes by the name of "Little Jimmy." We must watch out for this guy as he's not too friendly at all...and does exactly what Rosie has brainwashed him to do.
3. Their release from captivity (ASAP) is vital due to some VERY sensitive information to be released next week.....and the fact there will be something increadibly important .........*inaudible*............??
4. We don't know what kind of traps they might have set up or what type of weapons they have at their disposal. But, we know they stole an IVER as well which we
MUST get back. We know that Rosie wants any IVER Camaro (

)she can get her hands on as she wants to steal all the Camaro information she can.....to detroy us.
*Hopefully, all IVERs are tucked away safely to keep her from getting her sticky fingers all over them!!!!*** (J-here)
5. We will need some sort of distraction for Rosie, IrocZlover, and Zhawk. I don't know how Little Jimmy can be distracted, but maybe someone can come up with some ideas!!! We need ideas on how to distract
them all!
6. Can anyone help with an evactuation of Scott and Shunt??****** (T-here)
GROUP:
I have at my disposal heavy hitting extraction equipment shown below, along with covert suburbans and special teams suburbans. These
WILL be available if necessary. However, if we can do this covertly with simple distraction techniques, we can be in and out in no time.
CALLING LITTLE WEASEL AND 35th02SS!!!!! ARE YOU OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!