So I went to the
Blue Oyster Gaybar with a friend because he wanted
Sausages and I took my
Spiked Collar and LeatherPants With Easy Access along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this
Blue Oyster Gaybar sells
Bibles like crazy and they have a bunch of
Sausages. Anyway, long story short I had just about every customer...
Sausages in hand, come out to look at my
Ron Jeremy Worthy Whopper. They were all commenting on how my big
Ron Jeremy Worthy Whopper looked tastier than any of the
Sausages they had ever eaten or seen and how they thought the
Ron Jeremy Worthy Whopper would satisfy their hunger better than
Sausages.... One customer even told me he ate a
Fruitcake and would never buy another
Sausage! Haha!
Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new buddies at the
Blue Oyster Gaybar.
Oh how I remember doing these as a kid....
Man, talk about blatant plagiarism.