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Originally Posted by CUPRA
So I went to the bank with a friend because he wanted a Government backed bailout and I took my 401k along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this bank sells loans like crazy and they have a bunch of negative equity and unsecured loans. Anyway, long story short I had just about every bank customer come out to look at my dwindling retirement fund. They were all commenting on how small my 401k was and how they thought the Government backed bailout would be the answer to all their prayers and the world would unite as one, sleeping soundly forever after.... One customer even told me he bought a Camaro 2SS with his 401k because it was a more secure financial investment than anything the Government had to offer! Haha!
Anyway, I had lots of fun and lost a couple more thousand dollars from my 401k as I typed this mad lib.
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My dad bought a corvette with his 401k, It is actually a good investment. Old cars are something to invest in.