My freaking dog just barfed cheetos and grass.
Me: Who gave the damn dog cheetos
Boy: what?
Me: who gave the damn dog freaking cheetos?
Boy: The dog ate cheetos?
Me: YES!! Did you give the stupid dog cheeto's?
Boy: Hey sister!!!!!!!
Girl: What?
Boy: We have cheetos!!!
Girl: Sweet!
Me: WHO THE HELL GAVE THE DOG CHEETOS?!?!
Wife: What the hell are you yelling at?
Me: The dog barfed cheetos.
Wife: mmmfhhh...he got sick? wimp dog...
IN THE BACKGROUND:
Girl: Where are the cheetos?
Boy: Dog ate em. cool.. fruit loops..
Girl: JAAAAAAAAAkkkkkkkSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!(my dog that just barfed named Jax)
THAT JUST FREAKING HAPPENED. No joke.
