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Old 07-18-2017, 09:53 AM   #14
JLSuperfly


 
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Originally Posted by CamaroFred View Post
Hurst has an option for seniors that puts a vibration through the shifter to induce a yoga like trance. It makes them feel younger, stronger, faster.

It can be enhanced with a T-handle for stubborn old cusses.

If prescribed by a doctor Medicare will pay the cost.

Caution is urged to not over use the feature or they will find themselves flat on their face when leaping out of the vehicle.

Long term effects include a desire for longer forks and knives and bigger hot dogs.

Do not use if you are allergic to euphoria.
This made me laugh. LOL.
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