That's awesome.
In the event that I do get that brand new "Bitchin' Camaro" (
is there anything in life that cannot be learned from the Dead Milkmen?) I will have to suffer because of number 5.
Why you ask?
Because of those dayum cocky GTO drivers.
GTO guy: "You should've bought an American car. Not no dayum rice-burner."
Me: "What? My car is made in Flat Rock, Michigan by UAW members."
GTO guy: "It sez ryche here, MAZ DUH. That's a rice burner."
Me: Okay. Fine. Then your car is a Vegemite Burner. It says right here on the VIN
6G2V. Australia. So therefore, your car is a Vegemite burning 'Roo chaser.