Wow...suddenly I feel as if I need a hug. The imagery of this one has hurt my sensitive side.
If you have a headache, you don't recall much last night, and your roommate is nick-named "Horse" and is smiling at you
, your rectal bleeding MAY be caused by something that you don't want to know about.
Good news: Ace hardware has a special on dead-bolt locks for your bedroom door to prevent any further damage from Horse riding you.
