I live near a big college and a car load of college guys pull up next to me at a light. They are all hanging out the windows gawking when one shouts - Have you seen the Transformer movie? I said yes. He said I'm pretty sure you've got Optimus Prime hiding in there some where. I said don't worry - he's under the hood and in my complete control. Then he begged me to rev the engine so of course I did and all five of them sqealed like little girls. The light changed - I gave them a mini burnout and left them with jaws hanging open.
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