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Old 11-03-2013, 12:58 PM   #8
Scalded Dog

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So, dude's taking a dump in the Home Depot restroom.

The guy in the next stall says, "Hey, man... how you doin'?"

Dude says, "Uh... okay I guess." Awkward. Who wants to shoot the breeze THERE?

The guy says, "So, what you doin' this weekend, man?"

Geez... more awkward. But, being polite, dude says, "Uh, well, I don't know. Nothing much, really." Hoping that please, won't this guy shut up and let him dump in peace.

Guy then says, "Hey man, look... I'm gonna have to call you back later. I'm at Home Depot, and some dude in the next stall thinks I'm talking to HIM!"
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