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87. If a friend offers you a good beer, you pay it back with a good beer. Natural Light is not the same as Guinness.
88. The amount of drunkenness you get from one beer will be reduced in half if you drink a full glass of water. If you get caught drinking water at a bar or party, you deserve whatever you get.
89. The only drunk driving you should do is driving the people around you crazy.
90. Shouting "That's my song!" doesn't matter to anyone, and it's not your song either.
91. If you wear the same shirt to the football game and the bar, then you are classless.
92. If you wear the same shirt to the office and the bar, then you don't know how to have fun.
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