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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

...So... I did this at work, and the police were even called (but they refused to come out for this). I took TWO pairs of shoes, and some pants to match, placed them in a restroom stall, so that it looked like there were TWO men, standing face to face, very closely, in a stall... with their pants down. Holy smokes, the reaction was hysterical. A manager went in and loudly demanded that those men come out... NOW! He got no response, so he called the cops! (I only learned of that LATER, or I would have put a stop to it then and there!). After being rebuffed by the cops, he gathered a team (I am not making this up) of guys to go in and force these two men out of the restroom. FIVE guys went in, and it took them a good five minutes before they emerged with the empty boots and empty pants.................. Freakin' beautiful day.

Ha ha that's a good one.