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brandotron · 02-26-2010, 02:07 PM

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Winos have stopped asking you for change. They just nod and give you that weird half-smile.

Wild Turkey 101 neat tastes watered down.

The liquor store clerk looks in your cart and says, “Woo! That’s gonna be some party!” And you think, “Party?”

It doesn’t bother you when you wake up with an empty wallet because all those bartenders and waitresses probably deserve that money more than you do and HOLY S*** HOW THE F*** DID I SPEND SO MUCH F***ING MONEY?

Your hangover has a hangover.

Your binge drinking gets in the way of your benders.

There’s a garbage can in your living room.

You think it’s perfectly reasonable to waive the “a gentlemen never drinks before noon” rule so long as the gentleman in question is still up from the night before.

You sometimes like to start the morning with a hearty, “Who the f*** are you?”

You have no memory of ever eating a 7-Eleven jalapeno dog and you’ve eaten about 50.

You sometimes misplace yourself.

You know that black carbon smoke from a forgotten pot of Top Ramen makes for an excellent alarm clock.

You think the world revolves around you, especially when you lie down.

Happy Friday all!

Partick · 02-26-2010, 02:18 PM

How many of those does it take to be a drunkard 1? 5? all? Either way I'm screwed!?

*The_Blur* · 02-26-2010, 02:19 PM

Why am I not surprised that this magazine exists?

I have not been drinking, so my bachelor party in 2 weeks is going to kill me.

Brokinarrow · 02-26-2010, 03:47 PM

Happy Friday!

Dave Coyle · 02-26-2010, 03:59 PM

I actually have a brother-in-law who falls into about 50% of them!

Da Hose · 02-26-2010, 04:01 PM

Do you have a problem if you wake up in the morning and run out of your own house cuz u think your somewhere else?

Dave Coyle · 02-26-2010, 04:14 PM

How about if you get woken up in the morning by the police who are asking, "just what are you doing on the couch in these peoples house sleeping?" and you thought that you had made it home last night!

PQ · 02-26-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blur

Why am I not surprised that this magazine exists?

I have not been drinking, so my bachelor party in 2 weeks is going to kill me.

Spend the first 2 hourse whith a well galss sith ice water and a lime on the rim. Then start drinking. Call your best man and buddies lightweights at the end of the evening.

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Originally Posted by Dave Coyle

I actually have a brother-in-law who falls into about 50% of them!

My wife has a husband who does.

Dave Coyle · 02-26-2010, 04:38 PM

You know your a drunkard when you take a big drink of your beer only to realize that it wasn't your beer you just drank, it was your spit bottle for your chew.

gtwss · 02-26-2010, 11:58 PM

You know you're a drunkard, when you're looking for the old thread "I'm drunk"

*DGthe3* · 02-27-2010, 12:06 AM

You know you're a drunkard if you believe there are 24 beers in a case because there are 24 hours in a day

02-26-2010, 02:19 PM	#3
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02-26-2010, 03:47 PM	#4
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02-26-2010, 03:59 PM	#5
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02-26-2010, 04:14 PM	#7
Dave Coyle Drives: 2010 SS , 1970 Z-28, 2002 Avalanche Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,524 View My Garage	How about if you get woken up in the morning by the police who are asking, "just what are you doing on the couch in these peoples house sleeping?" and you thought that you had made it home last night! __________________ IF IT'S WORTH HAVING, IT'S WORTH WAITING FOR!!!! (AND IT WAS) 434RWHP/403RWTQ Livernois Motorsports 2C Cam kit Kooks 1 7/8 LT Headers/Hi-Flo Cats/Corsa Exhaust Roto-Fab CAI / Port Intake Precission 2400/2800 Converter/3.73 AAM gears Livernois Motorsports Tune Best time: 11.97 @ 117 MPH

02-26-2010, 04:38 PM	#9
Dave Coyle Drives: 2010 SS , 1970 Z-28, 2002 Avalanche Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,524 View My Garage	You know your a drunkard when you take a big drink of your beer only to realize that it wasn't your beer you just drank, it was your spit bottle for your chew. __________________ IF IT'S WORTH HAVING, IT'S WORTH WAITING FOR!!!! (AND IT WAS) 434RWHP/403RWTQ Livernois Motorsports 2C Cam kit Kooks 1 7/8 LT Headers/Hi-Flo Cats/Corsa Exhaust Roto-Fab CAI / Port Intake Precission 2400/2800 Converter/3.73 AAM gears Livernois Motorsports Tune Best time: 11.97 @ 117 MPH

02-26-2010, 02:18 PM	#2
Partick Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NorCal Posts: 958	How many of those does it take to be a drunkard 1? 5? all? Either way I'm screwed!?

02-26-2010, 11:58 PM	#10
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02-27-2010, 12:06 AM	#11
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