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*DGthe3* · 02-02-2009, 03:56 PM

Keep it clean folks

Thwick · 02-02-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DGthe3

Keep it clean folks

Greg Norris doesnt need to shower. Dirt is too afraid to get close.

How's that?

camaro5 · 02-02-2009, 05:35 PM

When I joined the Greg Norris agency, this is what I was told:

From now on, you'll dress only in attire
specially sanctioned by GN Special
Services.

You'll conform to the identity we give you,
eat where we tell you, live where we tell
you, get approval for any expenditure over
a hundred dollars.

You will have no identifying marks of any
kind. You will not stand out in any way.

Your entire image is carefully crafted to
leave no lasting memory whatsoever with
anyone you encounter.

You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja
vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't
exist; you were never even born.

Anonymity is your name. Silence your native
tongue.

You are no longer part of "the system."
We're above the system. Over it. Beyond it.

We're "them." We're "they."

We are - Greg Norris, Inc.

*Milk 1027* · 02-02-2009, 06:01 PM

^^^^ you shouldn't have done that. Do you realize how much trouble you are in now?
I hope you realize the agency will not rest untill you are taken care of. Agents have been dispatched and are on their way.

we know who you are, we know where you live, we know who you know.
We've got our eyes on you. Soon, no one will remember you.

Good Luck,

THE AGENCY

camaro5 · 02-02-2009, 06:44 PM

It was all a joke - there is no "AGENCY"

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-02-2009, 06:45 PM

found him:

Quote:

Greg Norris, internet phenomenom, master of the obvious, falcon puncher of the idiots of this world has been found out to be.... in fact, a giant stuffed cat with a lightsaber.

full story here

*Milk 1027* · 02-02-2009, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camaro5

It was all a joke - there is no "AGENCY"

I see we are in agreement.

drivingincamaro · 02-02-2009, 06:51 PM

hm look at the newest member here :Greg Norris:

Ject · 02-02-2009, 06:53 PM

whats with the whole Greg Norris thing? Is it someone that works for GM or something?

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-02-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drivingincamaro

hm look at the newest member here :Greg Norris:

wtf....

*Milk 1027* · 02-02-2009, 06:55 PM

an impersonator.
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/member.php?u=6270

camaro5 · 02-02-2009, 06:57 PM

^ Such a tangled web.

There's a rumor, that this is Greg Norris cruising the local Auto Mall spreading the truth...

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-02-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

an impersonator.
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/member.php?u=6270

so it would seem

Greg Norris · 02-02-2009, 08:40 PM

I am Greg Norris.

and you broke the 11th commandment.

02-02-2009, 03:56 PM	#57
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,366	Keep it clean folks __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

02-02-2009, 05:35 PM	#59
camaro5 Drives: X-15 Velocipede Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 4,630	Greg Norris Identity Revealed When I joined the Greg Norris agency, this is what I was told: From now on, you'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by GN Special Services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you, get approval for any expenditure over a hundred dollars. You will have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is carefully crafted to leave no lasting memory whatsoever with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You are no longer part of "the system." We're above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are - Greg Norris, Inc. __________________ Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge General Motors ASEP, A.S. Automotive Technology, Telecommunications Specialist, CISCO Network Engineer STANDARD DISCLAIMER camaro5 is furnishing this information "as is". camaro5 does not provide any warranty of the information whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the contents of the information will be error-free.

02-02-2009, 06:01 PM	#60
Milk 1027 Camaro➎ moderator Drives: '13 BLK 1LE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 13,567 View My Garage	^^^^ you shouldn't have done that. Do you realize how much trouble you are in now? I hope you realize the agency will not rest untill you are taken care of. Agents have been dispatched and are on their way. we know who you are, we know where you live, we know who you know. We've got our eyes on you. Soon, no one will remember you. Good Luck, THE AGENCY __________________

02-02-2009, 06:44 PM	#61
camaro5 Drives: X-15 Velocipede Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 4,630	It was all a joke - there is no "AGENCY" __________________ Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge General Motors ASEP, A.S. Automotive Technology, Telecommunications Specialist, CISCO Network Engineer STANDARD DISCLAIMER camaro5 is furnishing this information "as is". camaro5 does not provide any warranty of the information whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the contents of the information will be error-free.

02-02-2009, 06:51 PM	#64
drivingincamaro Drives: 95 civic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Chicago Illinois Posts: 5,796	hm look at the newest member here :Greg Norris: __________________

02-02-2009, 06:53 PM	#65
Ject aka Patrick Drives: '10 Camaro 2SS '04 Silverado Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Derby Kansas Posts: 3,072	whats with the whole Greg Norris thing? Is it someone that works for GM or something? __________________ Current Modifications: Your average Bolt-ons & Suspension Upgrades GForce Engineering: 9" Rear End, Strange Pro Iron Case w/Moser Nodular 3.70:1 Detroit locker, 3.5" Solid Drive Shaft

02-02-2009, 06:55 PM	#67
Milk 1027 Camaro➎ moderator Drives: '13 BLK 1LE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 13,567 View My Garage	an impersonator. http://www.camaro5.com/forums/member.php?u=6270 __________________

02-02-2009, 06:57 PM	#68
camaro5 Drives: X-15 Velocipede Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SW Florida Posts: 4,630	^ Such a tangled web. There's a rumor, that this is Greg Norris cruising the local Auto Mall spreading the truth... __________________ Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge General Motors ASEP, A.S. Automotive Technology, Telecommunications Specialist, CISCO Network Engineer STANDARD DISCLAIMER camaro5 is furnishing this information "as is". camaro5 does not provide any warranty of the information whatsoever, whether express, implied, or statutory, including, but not limited to, any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose or any warranty that the contents of the information will be error-free.

02-02-2009, 08:40 PM	#70
Greg Norris I'm Greg Norris. Drives: your mom wild Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: right behind you Posts: 72	I am Greg Norris. and you broke the 11th commandment.

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