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melody301 · 10-25-2010, 02:37 PM

These made my day. I'm literally laughing out loud in my office. Thank you 2011 2SS/RS for posting these.

GB EB · 10-25-2010, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by melody301

These made my day. I'm literally laughing out loud in my office. Thank you 2011 2SS/RS for posting these.

feel free to add any you may "google" across.

Ladyz28 · 10-25-2010, 02:58 PM

A Texan man was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned.
A young man growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!"

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If it wasn't for Fords
Our tools would rust.

What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
? A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

"Backwards" - Driver Returns On Foot

melody301 · 10-25-2010, 03:03 PM

See The New 2010 Shelby gt500 Mustang!!!

ssmike · 10-25-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

You forgot:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flat Out Rust Depository

JAB · 10-25-2010, 03:38 PM

Haha These Just Made My Day

mikeSS · 10-25-2010, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n!ght r!der

you just made my day. so i made this

i am not a fan of making fun of ford or chevy... when they provide thousands american jobs... and plus ford is on top by far .... do they have a government loan to pay back????????? nope ford FTW

BowlingSS · 10-25-2010, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

What about Fix Or Repair Daily!! Just saw this one.

CamaroCowboy · 10-25-2010, 03:40 PM

Don't be such a buzz kill.....it's all in good fun

ZED SLED · 10-25-2010, 04:43 PM

Hey! I had a Mustang once. Named it Flattery. You know, because Flattery will get you nowhere.

GB EB · 10-29-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mclark10

Hey! I had a Mustang once. Named it Flattery. You know, because Flattery will get you nowhere.

hartagram_SS · 10-29-2010, 11:37 AM

How do u get a mustang driver off your porch.........

Pay him for the pizza

INTIMIDAT3R · 10-29-2010, 11:47 AM

What do you call a 22 year old Mustang owner in the second grade?

Very intelligent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeSS

i am not a fan of making fun of ford or chevy... when they provide thousands american jobs... and plus ford is on top by far .... do they have a government loan to pay back????????? nope ford FTW

Guess what?...

Quote:

Rather than direct bailouts, Ford has been able to take advantage of several government-backed low interest loan programs like the Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing program run by the Department of Energy to fund new vehicle development and factory retooling. Ford is also getting tax breaks and low interest loans from various states as well as other countries like the UK and Russia. At the same time, it has used profits earned in the past year to pay down higher interest debt earlier than planned. In doing so, Ford hopes to get back from junk bond status to investment grade by late 2011 or early 2012.--- Wallstreet Journal

SuperH · 10-29-2010, 01:03 PM

F**ker Only Rolls Downhill

10-25-2010, 02:37 PM	#43
melody301 NY Football Giants YAY!!! Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: DMV Posts: 808	These made my day. I'm literally laughing out loud in my office. Thank you 2011 2SS/RS for posting these. __________________

10-25-2010, 03:03 PM	#46
melody301 NY Football Giants YAY!!! Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: DMV Posts: 808	See The New 2010 Shelby gt500 Mustang!!! __________________

10-25-2010, 03:38 PM	#48
JAB C_H_E_V_Y Drives: Velocity Yellow C6 Z06 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Sugar land/Houston TX Posts: 704	Haha These Just Made My Day __________________ Heritage Grill Flat Black Full Body Stripes Flat Black Tail Light Bezels Flat Black Camaro Emblems Flat Black / Red SS Emblems Flat Black Side Markers Chevy Bowtie Delete Led Grill Lighting Interior Led Lighting Near Future ( 1'' Drop Springs, GFX and headers,Xpipe and 3in catback with an CAI is on it way Getting ready for the PROCHARGER )

10-25-2010, 03:40 PM	#51
CamaroCowboy Drives: 2013 Chevy Truck Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Copperas Cove, Texas Posts: 1,782 View My Garage	Don't be such a buzz kill.....it's all in good fun __________________ Texas speed LT Headers and High Flow Cats, Magnaflow 3 inch cat-back Exhaust, SNL V2 Comp CAM, Texas Speed Underdrive Pully, G5CR CAI, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, JetFlo Mass Air Sensor, Custom Grill, Amber AAC Headlight and Fog Light Halo, Amber footwell Lighting, Amber under hood lighting, RK Sport Ram Air /Heat Extractor Hood and ADM Racing Scoop. 447.9 RWHP 428 TQ My car is exactly that, No one has to like it but me!

10-25-2010, 04:43 PM	#52
ZED SLED Drives: 2017 Mosaic Bk ZL1 M6 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South of Raleigh, NC Posts: 9,615 View My Garage	Hey! I had a Mustang once. Named it Flattery. You know, because Flattery will get you nowhere. Attached Images __________________

10-25-2010, 02:58 PM	#45
Ladyz28 Drives: 2010 RJT 2SS/RS, 2001 Ford Focus Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Easton, Massachusetts Posts: 193 View My Garage	A Texan man was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned. A young man growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan; "Just how much land do you own?" The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset." The young man shot back quickly: "Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!" Ashes to ashes Dust to dust If it wasn't for Fords Our tools would rust. What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office? ? A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. "Backwards" - Driver Returns On Foot

10-29-2010, 11:37 AM	#54
hartagram_SS Drives: 2011 Victory Red 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Roanoke Posts: 13 View My Garage	How do u get a mustang driver off your porch......... Pay him for the pizza

10-29-2010, 01:03 PM	#56
SuperH Synergized Drives: 2011 SGM M6 2SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 299 View My Garage	F**ker Only Rolls Downhill

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