I think this girl is playing head games with me? Or just don't really like me?

[brandotron]

Text her that you want to tonguepunch her fartbox. Post her response.

[ibeck]

Originally Posted by brandotron

Text her that you want to tonguepunch her fartbox. Post her response.

Dammit Brandon you just made me randomly laugh in class. To the OP, be an ahole. I'm not kidding, why do you think nice guys always complain about these girls they're super nice to friendzone and use them and date jerks? Be a jerk, no joke.

[hypurone]

Originally Posted by 8cd03gro

I don't know you, but I'm disappointed. Do you not know a prime F-buddy opportunity when you see one? She's lookin' to have a steady plow without the ties. . . Be that guy.

friends with benefits! Get some....

[Drew10]

Sounds like she just wants someone to bust her ass. You need to help her out, as a friend of course and keep her from getting "lonely".

[ss=scuba steve]

Originally Posted by brandotron

Text her that you want to tonguepunch her fartbox. Post her response.

[mywifesnameishonda]

Originally Posted by bill2129

Okay. I meant this girl about 1month ago. We talked alot and all that. So I asked her if she wants to hang out. ( Go out on a date ) She said yes. Well monday I picked her up. We went out to the mall then seen a movie and just walked around some stores. Well things went great. She seemed to really like me. She would hug me and just give me other little hints shes into me. We where a little early for the movie so we sat in my car for a little bit. Well we even started kissing in there. And she would do things like rest her head on my shoulder. ETC. Well The thing is when im not around her she seems to have no interest in me what so EVER. If we tex it just seems like she don't wanna talk at all. The other day she sends me a tex and says. ( I Just want you to know im not looking for a relationship) So I said okay That's fine. Well im just really confused. When im with her she does all this stuff a girlfriend would. Alot of the time I get a VERY strong vibe shes just not into me and all. In less Im with her in person. I even asked her. I said am I just wasting my time? She pretty much just said. stop it. That was about it.. Im really confused. For some reason I really like this girl and Idk why.. :(

What's a tex?
I say you surprise her one day with some surpise sex, see how that goes.
Nowadays, no means yes, so you'll be fine either way.

[Steve Dallas]

All I can say about this is, don't do what I did...

My girlfriend just broke up with me. She found my collection of child pornography on my laptop. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't mine. She didn't believe me and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday.

"I ****ing wish." probably wasn't the best response.

[ffrcobra_65]

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

All I can say about this is, don't do what I did...

My girlfriend just broke up with me. She found my collection of child pornography on my laptop. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't mine. She didn't believe me and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday.

"I ****ing wish." probably wasn't the best response.

you sick

[Tessa]

Ok - all of the things she does when she's WITH you would normally be signs she likes you -- however, if she isn't thinking about you or doesn't give a flying fck when you're away from her -- she's just not that into you.

MOVE ON - don't give her a second thought, don't play into her games, don't text her, don't go out with her -- just...DON'T.
This girl is just looking to get some attention and you're just the schmuck that's giving it to her (trust me, I know someone very much like this and he is a seriously fcked up individual). These people are not your friends, they are not worth your time - run....run like the wind....

Her telling you she didn't want anything serious is her way of telling you that she wants you to be her bitch. You'll take her out, do whatever, and she will treat you like crap just because you take it. Don't take it. Leave the whore and find a decent girl.

A decent girl that's into you will WANT to talk to you - she'll TRY to talk to you, text you, call you, want to go out with you, whatever - and yes, do all the cutsey things that chick was doing in person -- She will do subtle things to gauge your interest and try to get you to see she is interested -- but the point --> she will find ways to engage you in conversation or get to see you in person. This girl will enjoy talking to you and interacting with you at ALL times.


And if you find that girl - don't hesitate - take her out ASAP b/c we are impatient and like a man to get the hint pretty quick.

Originally Posted by brandotron

Text her that you want to tonguepunch her fartbox. Post her response.

And ^ do this....just b/c

[PoorMansCamaro]

brando's response is perfect.

[Moriartii]

I want to make "tonguepunch her fartbox" my new signature!!!!!!! THAT is priceless!!!!
That is full of internet winz.
Cheers
K

[navyblue2000]

Originally Posted by Tessa

A decent girl that's into you will WANT to talk to you - she'll TRY to talk to you, text you, call you, want to go out with you, whatever - and yes, do all the cutsey things that chick was doing in person -- She will do subtle things to gauge your interest and try to get you to see she is interested -- but the point --> she will find ways to engage you in conversation or get to see you in person. This girl will enjoy talking to you and interacting with you at ALL times.

Pretty much this. I had a girl tell me she "didn't play games" when it came to talking the day after a date, who texts who first, all that stuff. But then went on to say she'd never text first. So we don't talk anymore. I'm not gonna be the guy who initiates every conversation. Nice to hear from YOU every once in a while, ya know?

[Nessal]

Originally Posted by camaroitalia

dude... being completly serious here.... just whip it out, if she wants it she'll take it. if she freaks out and runs away crying, shes not the one. simple as that.

or u can try being honest, that works too. ask her straight up whats going on here. if ur ok to lose her, then f*** it if she gives u an answer u dont like.

Not gonna work because she will not give him an answer. He will end up in square one. Mark my words.

[Nessal]

Originally Posted by bill2129

very good plan. I might have to try that. Im gonna go see her soon in a few hours. so ill see how that goes.

Fail.

Apex just told you NOT to do the very thing you are about to do.


See what I mean when I say that it DOES NOT MATTER what anyone tells you? You will still do the same thing every time until you learn the hard way.

Everyone just needs to stop giving you advice because it will get nowhere when it comes to things like this.

The best way to learn is to learn the hard way.