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xstuntman · 11-29-2014, 04:40 AM

1964 and my hung over grandfather running late to church on Sunday morning...

"Some damn drunk s.o.b. ran over all the mail boxes!".

Of couse coming back out of church he found the culprit.

Monday he located a '59 Pontiac bumper and discretely replaced it after hiding the car in the garage, bourbon in hand. Saturday night found him back on his favorite stool.

sfhsfj · 11-29-2014, 12:36 PM

I have two guns, one for each of ya

zdfzh · 12-02-2014, 01:25 PM

I have two guns, one for each of ya"

CamaroIOM12 · 12-03-2014, 08:37 AM

BIGGER isn't always better, but it is BIGGER

RGRCamaro · 12-03-2014, 09:11 AM

I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.

Spartan01 · 12-03-2014, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snidely Whiplash

That's the motto of the tactical training company (Craft International) started by America's deadliest sniper, the late Chris Kyle USN SEAL.

Snidley, I have to pull your card on that one.

Chris Kyle was a great warrior and sniper- Fact.
He is credited with the most confirmed sniper kills- Fact

Is he Americas deadliest sniper? Debatable. Hathcock II had 93 confirmed, with close to 200 additional unconfirmed kills, and he was instrumental in the development of sniper warfare doctrine. So, I'm just saying, Chris Kyle is arguably the US' most deadly sniper.

Neither of these legendary warriors is even close to Simo Hayha, a Finish sniper with 505 confirmed kills during who also did most of his wet work with iron sights, in extreme cold, in a location with only about 5 hours of light per day, and all within about 3 months.

mpiersd · 12-03-2014, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trashmanssd

That's a good one also.

CamaroIOM12 · 12-10-2014, 02:44 PM

Clint Eastwood
Do you fill lucky punk???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=u0-oinyjsk0

CamaroIOM12 · 12-31-2014, 07:05 AM

Rehab

"I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands"

Edzo · 12-31-2014, 04:07 PM

"Ha ha, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!"- Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

Sinister_SS · 12-31-2014, 05:23 PM

Do you know what a smart man would do in this situation?
No What?
I don't know that's why I asked you

Smokey in the bandit: Daddy my hat blew off, I hope your God d@mn head was in it.

ChevyGirl661 · 12-31-2014, 05:43 PM

When someone asks me for directions:
"Yeah, its on the corner of get a map and fu*k off".

(From The Hangover of course...LOL)

6bangerBOOM · 12-31-2014, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhobbs

Duke said it better!

KINGRENZ · 12-31-2014, 08:25 PM

MEN LIE, WOMAN LIE -NUMBERS DON'T

12-03-2014, 08:37 AM	#74
CamaroIOM12 Jim Drives: 2013 2SS Camaro Convertible Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: PA Posts: 702 View My Garage	BIGGER isn't always better, but it is BIGGER __________________ "I'm that one shot one kill bringer of fate"

12-10-2014, 02:44 PM	#78
CamaroIOM12 Jim Drives: 2013 2SS Camaro Convertible Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: PA Posts: 702 View My Garage	Clint Eastwood Do you fill lucky punk??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=u0-oinyjsk0 __________________ "I'm that one shot one kill bringer of fate"

12-31-2014, 07:05 AM	#79
CamaroIOM12 Jim Drives: 2013 2SS Camaro Convertible Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: PA Posts: 702 View My Garage	Rehab "I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands" __________________ "I'm that one shot one kill bringer of fate"

12-31-2014, 08:25 PM	#84
KINGRENZ Drives: 2012 camaro 2ss Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: ohio Posts: 122	MEN LIE, WOMAN LIE -NUMBERS DON'T __________________ "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Harvey Dent- Dark Night Feeling

11-29-2014, 04:40 AM	#71
xstuntman Drives: 2012 Victory Red LFX Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: west central Texas Posts: 1,370	1964 and my hung over grandfather running late to church on Sunday morning... "Some damn drunk s.o.b. ran over all the mail boxes!". Of couse coming back out of church he found the culprit. Monday he located a '59 Pontiac bumper and discretely replaced it after hiding the car in the garage, bourbon in hand. Saturday night found him back on his favorite stool.

11-29-2014, 12:36 PM	#72
sfhsfj Drives: ford Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: mr Posts: 3	I have two guns, one for each of ya

12-02-2014, 01:25 PM	#73
zdfzh Drives: ford Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: mr Posts: 4	I have two guns, one for each of ya"

12-31-2014, 04:07 PM	#80
Edzo Drives: 2013 Camaro SS and 63 Impala Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 355	"Ha ha, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!"- Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

12-31-2014, 05:23 PM	#81
Sinister_SS Drives: 2010 SS Camaro Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: United States Posts: 36	Do you know what a smart man would do in this situation? No What? I don't know that's why I asked you Smokey in the bandit: Daddy my hat blew off, I hope your God d@mn head was in it.

12-31-2014, 05:43 PM	#82
ChevyGirl661 Drives: 2011 Camaro LS Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Bakersfield, CA Posts: 240	When someone asks me for directions: "Yeah, its on the corner of get a map and fu*k off". (From The Hangover of course...LOL)