F-Body Lovers/Mustang Haters

[CamaroSpike23]

just wanted to add a few

some good some bad

FORD
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Rubbish Dump
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R&D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit

[Mr. Wyndham]

Nice...I've saved all of those! gonna print them soon! "...FORD owners really dumb..."

[CamaroSpike23]

ive got more check this

CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet

[CamaroSpike23]

DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine

[Mr. Wyndham]

Originally Posted by CamaroSpike23

ive got more check this

CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet

AH! HERETIC, BAN HIM!!!

lol

[Moose]

Originally Posted by Dragoneye

AH! HERETIC, BAN HIM!!!

lol

CamaroSpike23 is hereby placed on 30 day probation!

J/K

[kuulkatdadieo]

I found this Mustang catalog laying around in a shop and I took it. Back home when I was reading through it. It said, "The Mustang has contributed to the demise of the Firebird." Me owning a Firebird took this very personal. Guess what I did? I burned that catalog and threw the ash in the woods, hoping no one would ever read that B.S. again. Just thought I would tell you one of my stories and it is all true.

[CamaroSpike23]

Originally Posted by Moose

CamaroSpike23 is hereby placed on 30 day probation!

J/K

the funny thing is, you notice how few of them there are for Chevy/camaro? and how most of them are the same?

its cus you cant find problems with Chevy/Camaros

(and cus ford owners are stupid and couldnt create an acronym from Chevrolet...)

[CamaroSpike23]

Originally Posted by CamaroSpike23

the funny thing is, you notice how few of them there are for Chevy/camaro? and how most of them are the same?

its cus you cant find problems with Chevy/Camaros

(and cus ford owners are stupid and couldnt create an acronym from Chevrolet...)

and if you want, I have a bunch more for about every other car company you can imagine

[Moose]

I look at the Mustang this way;

If it weren't for the Mustang, who would we abuse?!

Seriously, I'm glad the Mustang is still around and creates this rivalry.
IMO, there's nothing like a good rivalry.

[2001ragtop]

Camaro lovers: like to sit directly on the floorpan of a car. (knees are not bent while driving)

mustang lover = likes sitting in an actual seat and also likes a suspension that will move more than 1/2 inch up and down

no one will admit this is the reason mustang outsold F-bodies. F-body vehicles (though great for a race track), are not fun to sit in for a long time, or to ride on any pavement that is not as smooth as glass.

not a flame thread, just a fact.

[Moose]

Originally Posted by 2001ragtop

Camaro lovers: like to sit directly on the floorpan of a car. (knees are not bent while driving)

mustang lover = likes sitting in an actual seat and also likes a suspension that will move more than 1/2 inch up and down

no one will admit this is the reason mustang outsold F-bodies. F-body vehicles (though great for a race track), are not fun to sit in for a long time, or to ride on any pavement that is not as smooth as glass.

not a flame thread, just a fact.

I'll agree with you on the different seating positions, as well as the fact that I would not want to ride in the passenger seat in an F-body. That being said, I've driven the SS to N.C. (8hrs.) and Pittsburgh (5hrs.) and I enjoyed every minute of it.

The same cannot be said for my sister's Mustang. It's a 'vert, and it feels so "loose" and shimmies so bad over any road imperfection, that I personally would not want to ride in it for any length of time.

As we're all well aware of though, Camaro owners will defend the Camaro, and Mustang owners will defend the Mustang. Neither vehicle is perfect.

I will disagree with your comment that "seating" was the reason for the Mustang out selling the Camaro. There were many more factors involved, and "seating" wasn't one of the major factors.

Again, my purpose is not to start an argument. Just trying to clarify a few things.

[acscamarochick06]

I actually love the fact that my seats are so flat and low... I think it makes it more comfortable!

[Ottenbacher2]

Originally Posted by 2001ragtop

Camaro lovers: like to sit directly on the floorpan of a car. (knees are not bent while driving)

mustang lover = likes sitting in an actual seat and also likes a suspension that will move more than 1/2 inch up and down

no one will admit this is the reason mustang outsold F-bodies. F-body vehicles (though great for a race track), are not fun to sit in for a long time, or to ride on any pavement that is not as smooth as glass.

not a flame thread, just a fact.

I've drove a 2003 mustang before and a 4 hour trip in that mustang was worse than driving a 7 hour trip in my Camaro. I also drove a 2006 mustang and it was a lot better than the 03 but not quite as good as my Camaro.