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blubyu · 10-24-2010, 12:44 AM

I have to say even being the Mustang Guy, some of these even made me chuckle lol!

SuperFly03 · 10-24-2010, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blubyu

I have to say even being the Mustang Guy, some of these even made me chuckle lol!

Agreed.

I laughed... time well spent.

GB EB · 10-24-2010, 03:55 AM

Is it too early to begin thinking of Christmas?
]

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

WOLFINN_2SS · 10-24-2010, 08:04 AM

uuugghh.. uuuuggghhhh..uuuurrrrggggghhhhh......!!!!

JoeP@TeamBeckyD · 10-24-2010, 08:09 AM

Funny stuff!!

USMCSSGT-RET · 10-24-2010, 09:16 AM

Good ones!

Camaro Freak · 10-24-2010, 09:55 AM

Killer laughs!! Keep em coming. I could read these all day long.

lmao

rtcat600man · 10-24-2010, 10:01 AM

subscribed

bluetooth-ss · 10-24-2010, 10:22 AM

Good stuff.

GB EB · 10-24-2010, 10:24 AM

Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Mustang?
A. Park it between two Camaros.
Q. How can they improve the Mustang?
A. Put a CAmaro engine in it.

Ford Mustang made walkin' a pleasure!

Speed Limit 30, Mustangs do your best!

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Mustang"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.

GB EB · 10-24-2010, 10:34 AM

Question: What's the difference between a cactus and a Mustang?
Answer: On the cactus, the prick is on the outside.

GB EB · 10-24-2010, 10:36 AM

A Mustang owner locked his keys inside his car. While the owner was working on the driver's-side door lock, his 3 year old son walked up and tried the passenger's-side door. It opened.
The Mustang owner looked up- "Yeah, I already got that one."

xpanda305x · 10-24-2010, 11:17 AM

fav in my bookmarks!

WOLFINN_2SS · 10-24-2010, 02:12 PM

This is what happens when a Mustang tries to become an _SS. :emoticon7:

10-24-2010, 12:44 AM	#15
blubyu Drives: 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Crisfield MD Posts: 24	I have to say even being the Mustang Guy, some of these even made me chuckle lol! __________________ 2011 Mustang GT Grabber Blue Premium - Stock 5.0 01 Mustang GT Steeda Sport Springs, Steeda X2 Ball Joints,Bassani Cat back, C&L Pleanum, MAC Cold Air intake,Bilstien Shocks and struts, Chrome Saleen Rims, Nitto 555 275/35/18

10-24-2010, 03:55 AM	#17
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,374 View My Garage	Is it too early to begin thinking of Christmas? ] Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night. __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-24-2010, 08:04 AM	#18
WOLFINN_2SS Wuf! Wuf! Low Growl Drives: 2011 2SS/RS M6 IBM/S HUD SR ATAK Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: The Country of Texas Posts: 1,182	uuugghh.. uuuuggghhhh..uuuurrrrggggghhhhh......!!!! __________________ Run with the C5 Pack!! Semper Fi ! Drive, Drive, Drive!! :flag2:

10-24-2010, 09:16 AM	#20
USMCSSGT-RET Drives: '14 SIM 2LT/RS Vert Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 1,412	Good ones! __________________

10-24-2010, 09:55 AM	#21
Camaro Freak Drives: 2010 IOM 2LT 334HP Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NC Posts: 1,586	Killer laughs!! Keep em coming. I could read these all day long. lmao __________________

10-24-2010, 08:09 AM	#19
JoeP@TeamBeckyD Drives: SS,PaceCar,ZL1,1LE,C7Z51,Z06,17-ZL1 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Detroit, Mich Posts: 68,623	Funny stuff!!

10-24-2010, 10:01 AM	#22
rtcat600man having FUN now 13.66@101 Drives: 2010 2LT IOM Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Clarkston, Michigan Posts: 9,230 View My Garage	subscribed __________________ MY BUILD

10-24-2010, 10:22 AM	#23
bluetooth-ss Drives: 2010 ABM 2SS/RS A6 and 2018 2500 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 2,069	Good stuff.

10-24-2010, 10:24 AM	#24
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,374 View My Garage	Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets? A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home. Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Mustang? A. Park it between two Camaros. Q. How can they improve the Mustang? A. Put a CAmaro engine in it. Ford Mustang made walkin' a pleasure! Speed Limit 30, Mustangs do your best! Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Mustang"? A. Sounds like a fair trade. __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-24-2010, 10:34 AM	#25
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,374 View My Garage	Question: What's the difference between a cactus and a Mustang? Answer: On the cactus, the prick is on the outside. __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-24-2010, 10:36 AM	#26
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,374 View My Garage	A Mustang owner locked his keys inside his car. While the owner was working on the driver's-side door lock, his 3 year old son walked up and tried the passenger's-side door. It opened. The Mustang owner looked up- "Yeah, I already got that one." __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-24-2010, 11:17 AM	#27
xpanda305x Banned Drives: Dark Knight Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Gunshine State Posts: 3,150 View My Garage	fav in my bookmarks!

10-24-2010, 02:12 PM	#28
WOLFINN_2SS Wuf! Wuf! Low Growl Drives: 2011 2SS/RS M6 IBM/S HUD SR ATAK Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: The Country of Texas Posts: 1,182	This is what happens when a Mustang tries to become an _SS. :emoticon7: __________________ Run with the C5 Pack!! Semper Fi ! Drive, Drive, Drive!! :flag2:

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