Girlfriend Mod!!!

[Titan]

Originally Posted by Lil' Nasty

i think the best way to do it is.....buy a mod, tell her about it, watch her give the evil eye. Once you get the package in the mail, put the ring in their and get her to open it She's happy. you get another mod, and maybe she'll change her view on you getting mods

LOL

[Kadet1]

Funny stuff gotta send that to my IT buddy's

[BloodRain]

Originally Posted by Titan

I have been getting the annoying question lately of how much did that cost or the evil eye at the pile of goods sitting in the garage for my '67. I think I am going to have to step up and get the diamond upgrade or suffer the consequences. I have a great lady so a g/f delete is not a viable option. Whose got some great ideas on how to do it?

She aint great if you have problems like this. GF delete. That and I feel that women who fawn over an arbitrary lump of carbon that would better be used for industrial purposes such as on a cutting blade, just are not worth the time.

[Decepticon21]

ahhhh! I'm getting a Flash Back to this past summer.. If shes worth it then put a ring on it bro if the timing is right of coarse an if its obviously what you want! Its a 50/50 chance that it'll shut her up.... An it most likely will, But then comes a whole new world of spending for what comes after the ring. So bye bye future Mods... Least in my case thats how it was lol. Cept I stash a little money here and there in secret hiding places that eventually build up to enough for my next mod haha, Then its ship the parts to my mothers or fathers house. Pick up parts hide in trunk. Take to work install.. If she ask whats different about the car afterwards simply say it was on back order make up some date an then itll be ok lol.

Way I did it was planned a nice drive out to beach outa the blue. While her asking where we going the whole time simply replying just for a drive around somewhere new. Finally got to beach had ring tucked away in my jacket. Walked around on beach for awhile til we got to the light house. Cheesy part was acted like i tripped an then the whole one knee thing. Tossed in some lines I had been working on for a while, along with "even though your a Bitch sometimes", Lol she was surprised an thankfully she said yes. Which made the day all well worth it and to boot Beat a Cobra 5.0 on way to beach

[qkslvr]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite programs. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to unistall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

LMAO this is great…


On the other hand my girl is one of the few that does not mind mods too much. Although there has been a few upgrades for her in the resent past as well. We've been married for almost 10 years now, and she (the wife) is on her 5th car (2 brand new) LOL and going through my second and third car build LOL..

1: Street/Strip 99 Trans Am
2: Casual DD cruiser 10 ABM SS
3: Rock/trail rider 08 Wrangler

Since I started doing mods to my TA she has pretty much been onboard, even surprised me with some parts as well. The SS she get a say in exterior and interior upgrades (both have to agree) but not on the suspension and motor mods. LOL And the Jeep, well, she just leaves that to me LOL

Upgrading in a relationship is definitely worth it especially if you KNOW she's the one. You just gotta remember to do stuff for her as well…

[spyderbuddy]

run away as fast as you can. GF turns in to controling wife.

[menendez1293]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite programs. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to unistall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

this has to be post of the night.

[Titan]

Originally Posted by qkslvr

Upgrading in a relationship is definitely worth it especially if you KNOW she's the one. You just gotta remember to do stuff for her as well…

There can be only one? Dammit. J/K but I will nurture the idea that there can be more than one. But I agree with your second point, that is what it is about.

[MYDLIFECRISIS]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite programs. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to unistall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!

[speeddemon69]

Originally Posted by Gunslinger09

If you are getting hasseled about mods now it will get worse once she gets her hooks deeper in to you. Prepare for the loss of your friends and just about anything else you enjoy.

:sly::(

[Dr.Spike]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite programs. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to unistall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

Awesome post!

[12camlt]

Took me two years to change my operating system from wife 1.0 to girlfriend 7.0. Now I'm looking at upgrading to wife 2.0. I worked out all the bugs.

[POWERMAN]

Subscribed!

*Love this thread*

[Bad@ssCamaro]

Originally Posted by Dr.Spike

Awesome post!

Agreed!! it had me rolling

To the OP, how about treating her to her favorite thing (outside the bedroom) and popping the question and the ring there, that way you have her in a positive state of mind. Win Win