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Old 02-15-2010, 11:31 PM   #15
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Guy at work told me," At Toyota we stand behind our cars, 'cause we don't dare go in front of them.
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:58 PM   #16
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New one I heard today.

Heeeelpp my keyyyybooooarrrdd waaaaasss maaaaaddddeeeee byyyy toyoootttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:04 AM   #17
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...A coworker of mine was going to the Chicago Autoshow this weekend... one of his first stops was to be the Toyota display... his first question? Do all of the new models come with Kamikaze mode?
Did he stop at the toyota booth? or did he just keep moving forward?
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:26 PM   #18
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I stole these from another board.

TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid

TOYOTA -To Overspeed You Only Touch Accelerator

TOYOTA -This One You Oughta Tow Away
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:44 PM   #19
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Toyota.

Moving Forward.

Uncontrollably.
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:59 PM   #20
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:07 PM   #21
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A picture is worth a thousand words... ... ...edit: I think that's supposed to say "More friendly"
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:43 PM   #22
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Guy at work told me," At Toyota we stand behind our cars, 'cause we don't dare go in front of them.
Tell that to this Honda owner... I guess the gas pedal gets stuck in reverse too!
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TOYOTA - Moving ahead and try and stop us
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This summer's blockbuster movie....
(sponsored by toyota).


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Old 02-18-2010, 12:38 PM   #26
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