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8cd03gro · 06-07-2010, 04:30 AM

And then.... you wake up and realize it was just a nightmare.

lol.

Z/28orSs · 06-07-2010, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 8cd03gro

And then.... you wake up and realize it was just a nightmare.

lol.

yeah im pretty sure

Camaro_hx · 06-07-2010, 05:56 AM

Nice story... but the problem is, mustang owners wont stop and they always seek to get humiliated again and again and again and again.... my LT/RS does a good job on stangs!

dmiller66 · 06-07-2010, 07:18 AM

All I heard was: "Why Mustangs fear......Camaros!

Black GT · 06-07-2010, 08:43 AM

Fear Camaros??

Not around here, I'm still waiting for them to catch up, than it's game-on.

SummitWhiteLS · 06-07-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Black GT

Fear Camaros??

Not around here, I'm still waiting for them to catch up, than it's game-on.

Time to trade in your 06 modded out Stang.

Base V6's are now making as much power as your V-8 did new.

Black GT · 06-07-2010, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummitWhiteLS

Time to trade in your 06 modded out Stang.

Base V6's are now making as much power as your V-8 did new.

Still waiting to see what the Z28 or the GT500 will have available for 2012

SummitWhiteLS · 06-07-2010, 10:14 AM

*PARODY OF ORIGINAL STORY*

V6 vs. V6

You have settled into the seat of your new 2011 v6 Stang. A flick of the wrist and the motor springs to life. The 3:00 AM moon watches, and you become paranoid ("Why is the moon watching me?").

You hear a guy revving his engine and realize that you are not alone. You check the mirrors, but see nothing. Then from behind, you see the Red ring of death!

Oops. You forgot you take out that old battery powered X-box from the back seat!

But wait, you see something else. It's a v6 Camaro.

You down shift and try to accelerate away. But in your heart, you know there is no escape. That's because two of your overweight friends are in the car with you, and you realize the Stang's weight advantage is now gone.

The light ahead turns red and you know the inevitable is about to occur. You try to kick your Big Mac eating buddies out of your car, but they won't go.

The LS scans its prey, taking note of it's weight problem. Knowing this will be a close race, the LS fender eases up along side of you.

You hear the firing of the mighty LLT. You look at the driver to see that he is without any passengers. Ouch.

A grin comes over his face. No mercy, not this time.

The light turns green, you crush the pedal to the floor as you try to make up for the excess baggage that you are carrying. The rear tires scream in agony "We're not rated for this much load!"

You pull second gear but the Maro hangs with you. You think "Dang, my friends need to get to the gym!" It's a dead heat. The Camaro is by your side, laughing at the newly reworked (but still stale design) of your Stang.

You slowly shift into third (because empty McDonald's bags are in the way of your shift pattern). You watch as the Camaro hangs with you. It had been quick and unyielding, and most importantly ... not carrying a load of fast-food junkies!

The garage door opens as the Mustang returns to its stall. Your friends complain "But we still haven't gone to Taco Bell's yet?"

You ignore their rants, and slowly close the door on them and climb to your bed. In the distance, you still hear the muffled sounds of "We Want Food!"

As you pull the covers over your head, you know there is a solo Camaro driver out there who is happy that he left his friends home that night.

Yeah.

Camaro ... Why Mustangs fear the fat.

Ron66Vette&10SS · 06-07-2010, 10:14 AM

Obviously not a 2011 5.0 with 3.73's.....

1bad65 · 06-07-2010, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummitWhiteLS

Base V6's are now making as much power as your V-8 did new.

Apparently torque is a foreign concept to you.

Gnarlygianni · 06-07-2010, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garagelogic

Must have taken a few, as he was obviously referencing the 2010 Mustang and not the 2011.

you mean the one you drive ?

BEARS-SS · 06-07-2010, 10:50 AM

Ahhh....so this story is about a V-6 Camaro, good thing this rustang didn't pull up to his big brother!

garagelogic · 06-07-2010, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gnarlygianni

you mean the one you drive ?

Help me out here.

SummitWhiteLS · 06-07-2010, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1bad65

Apparently torque is a foreign concept to you.

Apparently, volumetric efficiency in a modern engine is a foreign concept to you.

Not to worry though, you're forgiven.

Your Stock 4.6L V8 GT Motor = 300 hp @ 5,750 rpm
.............................................

........

......

My Stock 3.6L V6 LS Motor = 304 hp @ 6,400 rpm
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.......

06-07-2010, 10:14 AM	#23
Ron66Vette&10SS Plays with Hot Wheels Drives: '17 Jet Black ZL1 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Derby, Kansas Posts: 849	Obviously not a 2011 5.0 with 3.73's..... __________________ Previous Cars: '78 Z28, '92 Z28, '95 Z28, '85 Corvette, '01 SS, '96 Z28, '04 Z06 Corvette, '10 SS, '13 SS Hot Wheels Current Cars: '17 ZL1(daily driver), '04 Trailblazer (rain & snow), '66 Corvette (restoring)

06-07-2010, 10:50 AM	#26
BEARS-SS Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Yorktown, Virginia Posts: 454 View My Garage	Ahhh....so this story is about a V-6 Camaro, good thing this rustang didn't pull up to his big brother! __________________

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SummitWhiteLS Drives: 2011 Mustang V6 Automatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: NY Posts: 657	PARODY OF ORIGINAL STORY V6 vs. V6 You have settled into the seat of your new 2011 v6 Stang. A flick of the wrist and the motor springs to life. The 3:00 AM moon watches, and you become paranoid ("Why is the moon watching me?"). You hear a guy revving his engine and realize that you are not alone. You check the mirrors, but see nothing. Then from behind, you see the Red ring of death! Oops. You forgot you take out that old battery powered X-box from the back seat! But wait, you see something else. It's a v6 Camaro. You down shift and try to accelerate away. But in your heart, you know there is no escape. That's because two of your overweight friends are in the car with you, and you realize the Stang's weight advantage is now gone. The light ahead turns red and you know the inevitable is about to occur. You try to kick your Big Mac eating buddies out of your car, but they won't go. The LS scans its prey, taking note of it's weight problem. Knowing this will be a close race, the LS fender eases up along side of you. You hear the firing of the mighty LLT. You look at the driver to see that he is without any passengers. Ouch. A grin comes over his face. No mercy, not this time. The light turns green, you crush the pedal to the floor as you try to make up for the excess baggage that you are carrying. The rear tires scream in agony "We're not rated for this much load!" You pull second gear but the Maro hangs with you. You think "Dang, my friends need to get to the gym!" It's a dead heat. The Camaro is by your side, laughing at the newly reworked (but still stale design) of your Stang. You slowly shift into third (because empty McDonald's bags are in the way of your shift pattern). You watch as the Camaro hangs with you. It had been quick and unyielding, and most importantly ... not carrying a load of fast-food junkies! The garage door opens as the Mustang returns to its stall. Your friends complain "But we still haven't gone to Taco Bell's yet?" You ignore their rants, and slowly close the door on them and climb to your bed. In the distance, you still hear the muffled sounds of "We Want Food!" As you pull the covers over your head, you know there is a solo Camaro driver out there who is happy that he left his friends home that night. Yeah. Camaro ... Why Mustangs fear the fat.