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WOLFINN_2SS · 10-24-2010, 02:16 PM

Oh hell!! The mod didn't work!

TJ91 · 10-24-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guys slurs "Well, I have a picture of my Ford Mustang in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

Tommy Pike Customs · 10-24-2010, 03:02 PM

Good stuff

INTIMIDAT3R · 10-24-2010, 03:25 PM

A Camaro owner, Mustang owner, and Challenger owner were all sitting around a campfire discussing who was the toughest.

The Mustang owner stood up and exclaimed, "I'm the toughest!! I wrapped my car around a tree at 120 mph and walked away."

The Challenger owner stood up and said, "Sit down girly-man, I'm the toughest!! I hit a tractor trailer head-on with my car and walked away."

The Camaro owner didn't say a word as he stood up and stirred the fire with his d**k.

TahoeCamaro · 10-24-2010, 04:05 PM

camarorange · 10-24-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by INTIMIDAT3R

A Camaro owner, Mustang owner, and a Challenger owner were all sitting around a campfire discussing who was the toughest.

The Mustang owner stood up and exclaimed, "I'm the toughest!! I wrapped my car around a tree at 120 mph and walked away."

The Challenger owner stood up and said, "Sit down girly-man, I'm the toughest!! I hit a tractor trailer head-on with my car and walked away."

The Camaro owner didn't say a word as he stood up and stirred the fire with his d**k.

ssmike · 10-24-2010, 06:51 PM

I'm pissing myself!!!! Keep 'em coming, this is great!

camaroitalia · 10-24-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ssmike

I'm pissing myself!!!! Keep 'em coming, this is great!

At least Camaro owners can stand up when they pee...

GB EB · 10-25-2010, 01:36 PM

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

*radz28* · 10-25-2010, 01:41 PM

Great thread - let's be sure to keep it clean

camaroitalia · 10-25-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by radz28

Great thread - let's be sure to keep it clean

That ruins the fun

Trailnut · 10-25-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Now that's funny right there!

*radz28* · 10-25-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by camaroitalia

That ruins the fun

That's what I do

Jessica-Rocks- · 10-25-2010, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A Mustang owner locked his keys inside his car. While the owner was working on the driver's-side door lock, his 3 year old son walked up and tried the passenger's-side door. It opened.
The Mustang owner looked up- "Yeah, I already got that one."

Ok this made me laugh out loud !!

10-24-2010, 02:16 PM	#29
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10-24-2010, 03:25 PM	#32
INTIMIDAT3R Account Suspended Drives: '11 2SS/RS L99, '12 2LS LFX Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Malmac A.U.N. Posts: 2,122 View My Garage	A Camaro owner, Mustang owner, and Challenger owner were all sitting around a campfire discussing who was the toughest. The Mustang owner stood up and exclaimed, "I'm the toughest!! I wrapped my car around a tree at 120 mph and walked away." The Challenger owner stood up and said, "Sit down girly-man, I'm the toughest!! I hit a tractor trailer head-on with my car and walked away." The Camaro owner didn't say a word as he stood up and stirred the fire with his d*k. Last edited by INTIMIDAT3R; 10-24-2010 at 10:44 PM.*

10-24-2010, 04:05 PM	#33
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10-25-2010, 01:36 PM	#37
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,374 View My Garage	What does F.O.R.D. stand for? Fast Only Rolling Downhill Finally Obsolete Racing Device Free Or Reduced Drastically Factory Ordered Road Disaster Forced On Reluctant Drivers Funny Old Rattling Dump F&#ed Over Rebuilt Dodge Fails On Rainy Days First On Rust and Deterioration Fu#%ed On Race Day Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Failed On Race Day Found On Racetrack Dead __________________ CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-25-2010, 01:41 PM	#38
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10-24-2010, 03:02 PM	#31
Tommy Pike Customs Drives: 2010 TPC Camaro Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 324	Good stuff

10-24-2010, 06:51 PM	#35
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