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Old 07-12-2008, 04:24 AM   #645
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Wellllllllllllllllll........................

*cue up 'soap opera' organ music*



JUST what do we know so far?



Shunt was presumed to be kidnapped by Fbodfather.

Fbodfather made threats to certain members on this site.

Certain members on this site made threats to Fbodfather.

IrocZlover is out there. (boy howdy)

IrocZlover was thought to have kidnapped Fbodfather.

IrocZlover makes a great "Kathy Bates" in "Misery"

It appears that Fbodfather's sign-on name was hijacked somehow, thus the 'threats' to others.

That does not, however, explain WHY he was in the "Black Yukon" shooting a mineshaft of bullets.

It has been confirmed that Fbodfather has been kidnapped.

It appears that IrocZlover may have "Kathy Bates'd" Fbodfather with a Typewriter, a garden tractor, and a pickle. No, wait, a penguin.

It has been confirmed that you can't understand Fbodfather when you put a sock in his mouth.

It's also been confirmed by the financial staff and legal staff of GM that there are many people within those staffs that would LIKE to put a sock in his mouth.

The 'lil weasel from Bakerstown is somehow involved.

The 'lil weasel should refrian from wearing thongs.

Many of us will have nightmares BECAUSE of those pictures of the 'lil weasel in said thong.

Somehow a picture of "Shunt" was leaked. It shows him in the trunk of an IVER. We have reason to believe that it was staged.

IrocZlover has something to do with Rosie O'Donnell -- we just haven't figured out WHAT.

Jesse Jackson is somehow involved. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

We know Fran loves Fbodfather more than Chad. (heeheehee!!!)

Fbodfather has been whacked over the head. Many times. Many, many times. Perhaps this will knock some sense into him.

- - - - -except that he's since wakened up. We aren't sure how he escaped.

And NOW he think's he's MISTER ROGERS!

OH -- THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL.

So - - - - -


WHERE is Fbodfather?

HOW is IrocZlover involved in this?

DOES Rosie O'Donnell annoy the hell outta you, too?

WHY is the 'lil weasel involved?

WHERE did they tow the Z06?

WHY was the stump there in the first place?

HOW will this affect the launch of the new Camaro?

WILL we ever find Fbodfather?

IF we do, will he annoy us to insanity with "It's a lovely day in the neighborhood?"

WHO will provide him with Cardigan Sweaters?




.........................and another thing:


What about LITTLE JIMMY????????????????????????


*fade soap opera organ music*
Hmm. "Someone's trying to tell you something."

I WANT a "Premium Audio System." That would be.... swell.

And, dayum, after all this -- there's another operative/spy/collaborator named "Little Jimmy" introduced?

Keerap! I might just have to start a storyboard to prevent the stage........
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:06 AM   #646
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Muffled snoring in background.........in a high voice, "Thong is too tight, should've borrowed Fitzpatricks......"

We are ignoring some valuable intel, here.

As far as the Z06 is concerned, I hope they towed it to my backyard. I can make use of some primo salvage parts. :-p
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:59 AM   #647
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I like Eagles. WHAT!?!?
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:14 AM   #648
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No mods are part of a conspiracy. will I be forced to make you join Sh . . . ane. Yes, Shane.

If anyone needs a translator for that, Scott will somehow figure out how to dispatch a few of these
I didn't suggest Tag was a part of the conspiracy. If you or anyone anyone else came to that conclusion that's not my fault. I just pointed out the coincidence that the Burke quote is found in Tag's sig and was said by fbodfather... Facts are facts, and those sir, are the facts. Now, what they mean, I haven't got a clue... Not yet anyway. Which is why I said
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And if we ignore these facts, it would be basically like doing nothing.. And when good men do nothing... oh, the irony...

Don't be so trigger happy with the ... We're on the same team.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:24 AM   #649
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I didn't suggest Tag was a part of the conspiracy. If you or anyone anyone else came to that conclusion that's not my fault. I just pointed out the coincidence that the Burke quote is found in Tag's sig and was said by fbodfather... Facts are facts, and those sir, are the facts. Now, what they mean, I haven't got a clue... Not yet anyway. Which is why I said

And if we ignore these facts, it would be basically like doing nothing.. And when good men do nothing... oh, the irony...

Don't be so trigger happy with the ... We're on the same team.
Exactly.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:26 AM   #650
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OK, time to re-focus on Operation Freedom Rope, now that Scott is confirmed alive and in recovery mode. (BTW, ask him about car secrets, quick! He seems to be in "truth serum" mode!!!)

I finally got in my new plates.

Now myself and my bro from Texas (Txturbo) can make the Shunt legacy live proud!
Cool!....just remember....always park to my right
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:29 AM   #651
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"...mmmmwwwfff???

Wha---- wha?!?! -- *snork* -- *cough* *rasp*



...........where am I? .....what's going on???? -- WHO am I????........



.....Oh! Yeah!......



**gets up -- goes to closet -- puts on cardigan sweater**


>>>>>>*singing off-key* <<<<<



“…….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s a bee-you-tee-full dayyy in the nay-boor-hood………

..a lufflee dayyy in the nay-bore-hood……

….will you beh mein????? ………coutch chew be meine??????.................”


· **reprise the spooky organ music**


“……….ken yew sheh “premium audio system??????


Ah thought yew cout!.....”


“…….ken you sheh ‘best in class fuel eh-con-o-mehhh???......


sureh! Sureh…….sureh you cout!......”






*canthispossiblygetanyweirder???”
He is delirious! He's mumbling details about the new Camaro!
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:14 AM   #652
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The largest "Good Guys" National Car show in the country is in Columbus this weekend...Acres and acres of hot rods and muscle cars...The guy on the local news did a bit sitting in a black 69 Camaro....Maybe one that is oh say, 30 years younger with bizzare house paint stripes is there as well...I think I know where I am going this afternoon...

Wha---- wha?!?! -- *snork* -- *cough* *rasp*



...........where am I? .....what's going on???? -- WHO am I????........



.....Oh! Yeah!......



**gets up -- goes to closet -- puts on cardigan sweater**


>>>>>>*singing off-key* <<<<<



“…….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s a bee-you-tee-full dayyy in the nay-boor-hood………

..a lufflee dayyy in the nay-bore-hood……

….will you beh mein????? ………coutch chew be meine??????.................”


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Old 07-12-2008, 10:17 AM   #653
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OK, so maybe it was 40 years younger....But Mr Rogers was a Good Guy was he not?
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:34 PM   #655
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:16 PM   #656
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NEVER MIND.............................................. . Put more on put more on
I don't even want to know what Scott is going through now. I hope a translation of this message changes what I think is said above. We really need to rescue him ASAP. This might be the worst message to date.
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:31 AM   #657
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Ok...Tag from Shunt and Scott Recovery - Team is back and BOY has this surveillance paid off!!! (Who the heck said I was part of this dissappearance thing anyway..........???)
We picked up a sighting in Sacremento, CA on some IVER cars. But, shots were seen of only two. We know more are testing...maybe in.....(read on)

We know that Shunt has been kidnapped by Scott...............or so it has been said. (Notice the ................. in the messsage).

Then, we found that Scott has been kidnapped too. At first, it was believed that IrocZlover was the culprit, but apparently, Rosie was impersonating IrocZlover since Iroc was an insider with Scott and our crew. This way, it was easy for Rosie to get in and spy on us w/out any issues arising at all.

It is believed that Rosie works for the dreaded Company T (Toyota, for those that wish to actually see the name ). Rosie had Scott kidnapped, but why??? And, why would Shunt have been kidnapped? ....for simply asking about headlights? I know it was not the "brightest" idea to ask about them seeing as though we've gone through it many, many times. But, still.......

IT IS NOT LIKE SCOTT TO KIDNAP SOMEONE FOR A QUESTION ABOUT HEADLIGHTS.

There's more to this than meets the eye.....

And I know who can help us to explain better.

DRAGONEYE *screech---screech---* SSRT TO DRAGONEYE *screech--inaudible...---faint sounds---* DRAGONEYE, CAN YOU READ ME.

I NEED YOU TO TAP OUR --screech-- Onstar* satellites and give me imagery on the GPS coordinants of the other IVER Camaros. (sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........bzzzz zzzzzzzzz........ccccccc.........crackle)

I would prefer to focus on the Pennsylvania area....maybe Bakerstown, Mars, etc. Look for all IVER's in this area. Scott had mentioned something about the Steelers too......might want to check out Heinz Field too.....
(000000000000----------------------aoiaow8husipoie8uhr--------zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz----)

I also need surveillance for that lil' weasil to see if you can find him. I believe we not only need to find him, but that he is extremely important in this matter..................as long as tree stumps sideways at 50mph stay out of the equation!!! ................ddddddddddddddddd *pop*..........will be needed for extraction!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SSRT TO DRAGONEYE.....GPS>>.....PLEASE.>>..>>.
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The largest "Good Guys" National Car show in the country is in Columbus this weekend...[/B]
Goodguys member here. Would love to go to that, but too many other things going on this year. I didn't even get to go to the Nashville Nationals.
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