GM Roadside assistance......... Tested,,,and approved........

[speedster]

Hey GTA -

My brother noticed that when you took off up the road in 2nd gear after work yesterday there was some black smoke coming out the pipes and I said "that's a good thing - it means he has gas"...

[BackinBlackSS/RS]

Okay, I just ran out of gas. Called Onstar and they said sorry, we can only help one dumb Camaro owner per 30 days. Man I got a sit here for 30 days? This sucks!!!

["prima"Donna]

[GTAHVIT]

Originally Posted by CamaroSkooter

Awwww, I didn't mean it like that!

There's all kinds of brutally witty banter in this thread that makes my co-workers keep asking what's so funny. Just remember the old addage:

We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you! (You're just not joining in)

right I feel so much better now.......

Originally Posted by Scott@Bjorn3D

Thanks for making me spit up soda on my keyboard laughing Chris.

glad you liked it...

Originally Posted by speedster

Hey GTA -

My brother noticed that when you took off up the road in 2nd gear after work yesterday there was some black smoke coming out the pipes and I said "that's a good thing - it means he has gas"...

.... I had some carbon build up sitting at that damn intersection...

Originally Posted by BackinBlackSS/RS

Okay, I just ran out of gas. Called Onstar and they said sorry, we can only help one dumb Camaro owner per 30 days. Man I got a sit here for 30 days? This sucks!!!

I see what you did there......

Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

Originally Posted by Chief Blackhawk

I hydroplaned into a grass median last week and called onstar and it only took about 40 minutes to get a tow truck to me. Oh the kicker, onstar wouldnt cover the tow to get me out because it was over 10ft from the road. Yeah I was about 15 feet.

So if you ever slide off the road and they ask how far you are from the road say no more than 10ft. It cost me $70.00.

good to know.....

[Alfieboy]

You guys are a BLAST and I laughed my A$$ off...

Unreal.
BUT thank You!

Rick

[68 Z/28]

Originally Posted by GTAHVIT

See.... Cus... I.... Well.....


I mean what happened was... I had been..... You know how when........


ah crap..... to late to talk my way out of it now................



Ah hem.... For those that would like to know... The results of my Fuel gauge and Road Side Assistance test....

When the needle completely covers the E line you have no more than 20 miles to go.

And if you should also like to verify my findings by running your car out of gas.... for experimental purposes of course... You will also find that GM RSA will have 5 gallons of gas delivered to you free of charge as part of your warranty coverage....

However since I live out of town it was going to take them an hour to get there, So, my Wife and the kids.... who were just getting ready for bed when I called... were only 15 mins away.... So, since I had verified that GM would, In Fact bring gas to me.... I decided to call the experiment a success and have the wife come get me.....





I really have nothing more to say..... Except that you learn who your true friends are by how much then tease you when something embarrassing happens....


I have some REAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY good "friends"

Maybe the better friends don't tease you and just offer to bring you some gas if you ever need it again , just a thought

[68 Z/28]

Originally Posted by 68 Z/28

Maybe the better friends don't tease you and just offer to bring you some gas if you ever need it again , just a thought

But would definitely have to tease the chit out of you whilst handing you the can

[PQ]

Originally Posted by 68 Z/28

But would definitely have to tease the chit out of you whilst handing you the can

Roadside assistance was 6 hours closer than me.

[Dack]

Legendary...

[GTAHVIT]

[GTAHVIT]

Originally Posted by 68 Z/28

But would definitely have to tease the chit out of you whilst handing you the can

And I couldn't say crap back to you.....

[shroomjohn]

thank you guys I needed that! PQ 2 things first off what should I be scared of in you avatar lol and thank you for bringin back a kramer memory

[Jekyll-N-Hyde]

I think this is the best thread ever........besides the Hot women thread lol


PQ you crack me up


Chris been there done that be lucky you had that onstar button my 69 didnt seem to have that button when I had this problem...

Glad onstar worked for you Sad thing the last time I even used onstar I was driving home from Eureka Springs Arkansas and wanted to use the navigation to get home so i pushed the button and said take me home please she said ok then a pause then I heard........................... Sir onstar cant seem to find you.............huh....what ? please hang up and call back we cant seem to find you so I did and still couldnt find me I had to drive about 15 minutes further until they could find me. Its True Arkansas is backwooded so back wooded even onstar doesnt know where the Hell you are


oh and by the way my gas guage floats in my 69 its not like the ones in our NEW Camaros ACCURATE

Thanks for the laugh man lol and THR wants to thank you for testing out that new fuel pump.

[CamaroSkooter]

Can we get a new emote? One with a little guy digging a hole...