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shadowed_Stranger · 11-26-2008, 08:38 PM

Instead of a heart he has a Chevy small-block V8

Mr Twisty · 11-26-2008, 09:02 PM

GM purchased a vial of his blood for comparison so "bowtie red" would always be the correct tint.

BowtieGuy · 11-26-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aston70

Fbodfather once painted Chuck Norris's house using a 2x4 and the blood of a pony boy while singing "Turn Me On, Dead Man"... The song was later played backwards and turned into a big hit.

Though I get the joke, ironically enough the song was "Tiny Dancer"

Inspector 17 · 11-26-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gtahvit

Chuck Norris spoke before Fbodfather gave him permission.... Once.

Chuck Norris hung Fbodfather on a hook once...once.

Jiu Jitsu Jon · 11-27-2008, 12:58 AM

Fbodfather was born when he punched his way out of his mother's stomach. Shortly thereafter, he began to grow a beard.

Fbodfather can speak Braille.

Fbodfather can divide by zero.

There are no doors in Fbodfather's house, only walls that he walks through.

Fbodfather lost both legs in a vehicle accident and still managed to walk it off.

The major export of Fbodfather is pain.

Fbodfather beat the sun in a staring contest.

Fbodfather can slam a revolving door.

BowtieGuy · 11-27-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aston70

Fbodfather sang with the Beatles, not Elton John. Elton John is gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Indeed he did, but while painting said fence it was in fact, Tiny Dancer. Can't you remember a certain line from the chorus? "Count the headlights on the highway". Another warning. He wrote the song for Sir Elton John as another prophecy.

BowtieGuy · 11-27-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by aston70

Yes, I remember the line. It was about a girl riding with them on a tour bus watching cars pass by in the dark.

It was actually a warning to identify the true headlights, or be punished by soitary trunk confinement.

*TAG UR IT* · 11-28-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon

Fbodfather was born when he punched his way out of his mother's stomach. Shortly thereafter, he began to grow a beard.

Fbodfather can speak Braille.

Fbodfather can divide by zero.

There are no doors in Fbodfather's house, only walls that he walks through.

Fbodfather lost both legs in a vehicle accident and still managed to walk it off.

The major export of Fbodfather is pain.

Fbodfather beat the sun in a staring contest.

Fbodfather can slam a revolving door.

TonytheTiger · 11-28-2008, 01:40 AM

Fbodfather did a roundhouse kick on chuck norris, before he learned to walk....

josh1147 · 01-12-2009, 01:41 AM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity once, Fbodfather counted to infinity infinity

Chuck Norris kills 99% of whatever, Fbodfather kills 100% with a 2x4

Chuck Norris can piss his name in snow, Fbodfather can do it into Concrete

Fbodfather owns the greatest Poker face of all-time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a Joker, a "get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades, and green #4 UNO card.

Fbodfather won a game of Connect4 in 3 moves

Once a Cobra bit Fbodfather's leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

*GTAHVIT* · 11-07-2009, 10:28 PM

Bump

Iroczlover · 11-07-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GTAHVIT

Bump

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*The_Blur* · 11-07-2009, 10:42 PM

I've got to ask: Have you ever seen Chuck Norris and fbodfather in the same place?

*DGthe3* · 11-08-2009, 12:54 AM

Fbodfather was in Roswell New Mexico in 1947. He swatted the UFO out of the sky with a 2x4. He removed the engine from the wreckage. We now have the chevy small block. This is also why he commands a fleet of black suburbans.

11-26-2008, 09:02 PM	#58
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11-27-2008, 12:58 AM	#61
Jiu Jitsu Jon East bound and down Drives: 2005 Cyclone Grey GTO (M6) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 400	Fbodfather was born when he punched his way out of his mother's stomach. Shortly thereafter, he began to grow a beard. Fbodfather can speak Braille. Fbodfather can divide by zero. There are no doors in Fbodfather's house, only walls that he walks through. Fbodfather lost both legs in a vehicle accident and still managed to walk it off. The major export of Fbodfather is pain. Fbodfather beat the sun in a staring contest. Fbodfather can slam a revolving door. __________________ BITCHIN' CAMARO, BITCHIN' CAMARO!

11-07-2009, 10:28 PM	#67
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11-07-2009, 10:42 PM	#69
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11-08-2009, 12:54 AM	#70
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,366	Fbodfather was in Roswell New Mexico in 1947. He swatted the UFO out of the sky with a 2x4. He removed the engine from the wreckage. We now have the chevy small block. This is also why he commands a fleet of black suburbans. __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

11-28-2008, 01:40 AM	#65
TonytheTiger Drives: 1999 camaro rs Join Date: May 2008 Location: phoenix, arizona Posts: 1,160	Fbodfather did a roundhouse kick on chuck norris, before he learned to walk....

01-12-2009, 01:41 AM	#66
josh1147 Delivered 29June09 Drives: Early Order Camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 411 View My Garage	Chuck Norris counted to infinity once, Fbodfather counted to infinity infinity Chuck Norris kills 99% of whatever, Fbodfather kills 100% with a 2x4 Chuck Norris can piss his name in snow, Fbodfather can do it into Concrete Fbodfather owns the greatest Poker face of all-time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a Joker, a "get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades, and green #4 UNO card. Fbodfather won a game of Connect4 in 3 moves Once a Cobra bit Fbodfather's leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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