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Old 10-03-2013, 01:55 PM   #7169
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Here you go

First, the assumptions:
Milk = 2% Fat (Anything else is sacrilege)
Milk Temperature 34°F (Any ice in the milk is a damn shame)
Cookies = Chocolate Chip (at the very least, double-chocolate chip would be optimal)
Cookie Temperature 100°F (just enough to be gooey, not so hot to melt my mouth)
Cake = Chocolate Cake (with chocolate frosting...anything else is a lie)
Cake Temperature Pretty much irrelevant.
Breakfast Taco = Corn tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, bacon, & potatoes
Breakfast Taco Temperature 115°F (A little warmer than cookies, because they're usually consumed outside, in the morning, when it's cold)



Milk + Cake > Milk + Cookies > Cake (by itself) > Cookies (by themselves) > Breakfast Tacos > Milk (by itself)

But honestly, the Breakfast Tacos are only barely better than milk by itself.
Some of these assumptions are biased...

Yellow or white cake is the true cake, anything else is questionable...

So, by my reasoning,

milk at 34 degrees + cookies (chocolate chip with pecan crumbles > milk with cake> cookies alone> cake alone... Breakfast tacos have to have cheese on them in addition to other ingredients or it just food wrapped in a tortilla, and it's a predecessor to all of the above... Breakfast tacos... With the required hot salsa and salt....then Cookies and milk, cake and milk, cookies then cake...
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Old 10-03-2013, 02:30 PM   #7170
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Yellow/white cake is the real lie.

And I knew I was forgetting an ingredient in the breakfast tacos. Added the cheese to my post
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Old 10-03-2013, 02:38 PM   #7171
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Old 10-03-2013, 02:43 PM   #7172
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Those tacos need hot sauce and green chiles. Then they will trump all this talk about milk and cookies.


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Old 10-03-2013, 03:14 PM   #7173
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Those tacos need hot sauce and green chiles. Then they will trump all this talk about milk and cookies.


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Salsa is a given, green chilies are good but that's a NewCalifexican ingredient... I love em but can take or leave them...

Cracks me up when I worked in the Gulf, breakfast tacos out thre were over cooked cry eggs, some cheese crumbles, whatever meat you choose, either way under or over cooked, and a tortilla that if you could flatten it out, would make a dandy hubcap... somewhere... they roll this as tightly as possible and call it a taco... at best it's a distant facsimile to a breakfast burrito... and guaranteed to hurt the human BIOS...
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:11 AM   #7174
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Old 10-04-2013, 08:49 AM   #7175
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Old 10-04-2013, 09:39 AM   #7176
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Those are the rejects... couldn't hang... no longer desired or wanted turbos...
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Old 10-05-2013, 07:28 AM   #7178
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Yup, thrown to the side for the box they came in... A box and an imagination could go anywhere...

Still awaiting news of any developments on the ProEFI...
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Old 10-05-2013, 05:15 PM   #7179
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Old 10-05-2013, 05:39 PM   #7180
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Haven't dropped in in awhile...How's the new job treating ya?
Not bad, not bad at all... I'm loving it, the learning curve is still straight up but I'm getting there...How's things in the cold country...
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Old 10-05-2013, 06:02 PM   #7181
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Not bad, not bad at all... I'm loving it, the learning curve is still straight up but I'm getting there...How's things in the cold country...
It's not bad, hasn't gotten too cold. Night's are in the 40's, days in the 70's. Couple more weeks though and we'll start feeling winter's entrance on the horizon.

It's alright though, I just think about CF5 to keep me warm.
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It's not bad, hasn't gotten too cold. Night's are in the 40's, days in the 70's. Couple more weeks though and we'll start feeling winter's entrance on the horizon.

It's alright though, I just think about CF5 to keep me warm.

In Houston, it'll either be hot as hades and humid, or frigid cold that time of the year, though to you frigid cold in Houston would be a balmy summer day...
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