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ShnOmac · 01-28-2012, 09:27 AM

It's going to take a while to get used to seeing a vett in the field.... but I likey!

PQ · 01-28-2012, 10:22 AM

The Cowboy...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

ShnOmac · 01-28-2012, 10:24 AM

LMAO..... so not where I thought that was going.

PQ · 01-28-2012, 10:25 AM

Me either. lol

Just got that in an e-mail. haha

PQ · 01-28-2012, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

I bet your glad they are finally gone!

Not gone yet. I have to ship them this next week. I'll be on jackstands for a while though. But my car on stands is probably better than my car on Savinis. LOL

JoeP@TeamBeckyD · 01-28-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

Racing season is here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShnOmac

It's going to take a while to get used to seeing a vett in the field.... but I likey!

I see this as the warmup for Nascar

Srsly, how cool to watch the Vettes!!!

JusticePete · 01-28-2012, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Number 3

Our house is feeling like home thanks to Mrs. Number 3's unpacking and hard work. Chicago, however, not so much. I am freqently listening to 97.1 the ticket on my iphone to and from work just to keep up on Detroit sports.

I have DirectTV so I can follow the Bears, Hawks, Bulls and Sox and I haven't lived in Chicago for the last 15 years

Our Texas house belonged to a doctor. H and his wife are great people. They used to have a group of friends over ever two to three weeks for the evening. They invited us to join them for a ****tail in their new house. We now share the rotation of the group. Dr. Martin's to Justice Pete's... We were very lucky things worked out this way. We felt at home in Texas very quickly because of Martin and Shanti. I hope you find a similar connection.

JusticePete · 01-28-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

Not gone yet. I have to ship them this next week. I'll be on jackstands for a while though. But my car on stands is probably better than my car on Savinis. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShnOmac

Racing season is here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShnOmac

It's going to take a while to get used to seeing a vett in the field.... but I likey!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

I see this as the warmup for Nascar

Srsly, how cool to watch the Vettes!!!

I hate to say this, but keep an eye on the Challengers. My good friend Stan Wilson is driving one and several others have Pedders bits under them

ShnOmac · 01-28-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

But my car on stands is probably better than my car on Savinis. LOL

That's the truth! Those wheels seemed to be a nightmare for you and others.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

I see this as the warmup for Nascar

Srsly, how cool to watch the Vettes!!!

Vettes and Camaro's running around the track for 24 hrs= priceless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JusticePete

I hate to say this, but keep an eye on the Challengers. My good friend Stan Wilson is driving one and several others have Pedders bits under them

Traitor....

WadeWilson · 01-28-2012, 12:11 PM

JusticePete · 01-28-2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

Traitor....

I swing three ways

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Any news you care to share with the group?

ShnOmac · 01-28-2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

ShnOmac · 01-28-2012, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

I swing three ways

LOWDOWN · 01-28-2012, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

If his FIRST name is Shar, and he in any way is proficient with the SECOND...I'd be careful, my friend...

Pete, swingin' three ways? Hmmmm... Better have a listen:

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/a...ingin-299.html

(Click on "Swingin' "...and wait...)

01-28-2012, 10:22 AM	#7800
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	The Cowboy... A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." __________________

01-28-2012, 10:25 AM	#7802
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	Me either. lol Just got that in an e-mail. haha __________________

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ShnOmac Drives: 2006 Silverado SS, 2009 G8 GT Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: PNW Posts: 13,313	It's going to take a while to get used to seeing a vett in the field.... but I likey!

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ShnOmac Drives: 2006 Silverado SS, 2009 G8 GT Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: PNW Posts: 13,313	LMAO..... so not where I thought that was going.

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