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2010 Bumblebee · 11-11-2010, 10:02 PM

sauron · 11-12-2010, 12:25 AM

First
Of
Regrettable
Decisions

CamaroCowboy · 11-12-2010, 08:46 AM

greenrail · 11-12-2010, 01:33 PM

What do Mustangs have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Mustang CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri,
...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...

Q. How do you fix a broken Mustang?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap.
2) Push off cliff.
3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap.
(30-mile/3-day warranty included!)

I once bought a Mustang with a tow package.
...It was in the front.

How do you make a Mustang go faster?
A towtruck.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Mustang?
Passengers.

Two guys in a Mustang were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.

The new Mustang has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.

A man walks into an auto parts store and says,
"I'll take a gas cap for a Mustang"
"Sounds like a fair trade", says the counter worker.

Why do Mustang's have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Why don't Mustang's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.

How do you double the value of a Mustang?
Fill the tank!

What is found on the last two pages of every Mustang owner's manual?
The bus schedule.

What do you call a Mustang with a flat tire?
Totalled.

greenrail · 11-12-2010, 05:09 PM

Did ya here he one about the Mustang owner who locked his keys outside the car?

midnighter · 11-12-2010, 05:15 PM

I sent #1 to my uncle, aunty, and cus....they are all Jehoval and drive Fords.

11-11-2010, 10:02 PM	#71
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11-12-2010, 08:46 AM	#73
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11-12-2010, 01:33 PM	#74
greenrail Comic Curmudgeon Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS-2010 VW CC Sport Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Near Chicago, IL Posts: 2,392	What do Mustangs have in common with Ferarris? - A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. - A Mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. Actually, a Mustang CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri, ...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge... Q. How do you fix a broken Mustang? A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty included!) I once bought a Mustang with a tow package. ...It was in the front. How do you make a Mustang go faster? A towtruck. What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Mustang? Passengers. Two guys in a Mustang were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident. The new Mustang has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast. A man walks into an auto parts store and says, "I'll take a gas cap for a Mustang" "Sounds like a fair trade", says the counter worker. Why do Mustang's have a heater for the back window? To keep your hands warm when pushing. Why don't Mustang's sustain much damage in a front-end collision? The tow truck takes the impact. How do you double the value of a Mustang? Fill the tank! What is found on the last two pages of every Mustang owner's manual? The bus schedule. What do you call a Mustang with a flat tire? Totalled. __________________ Member Illinois Camaro Club His Name is Rosie - "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick!" - If you know who said that, then you know the genesis of his name.

11-12-2010, 05:09 PM	#75
greenrail Comic Curmudgeon Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS-2010 VW CC Sport Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Near Chicago, IL Posts: 2,392	Did ya here he one about the Mustang owner who locked his keys outside the car? __________________ Member Illinois Camaro Club His Name is Rosie - "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick!" - If you know who said that, then you know the genesis of his name.

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