Dumbest Camaro5 Question EVER!

[justmeron]

I just ordered a convertible Z/28 for $32,000 and it should be here in one month. Is that too long to wait? My grandma who smokes cigars and wears combat boots bought a new vet and it was there within a week.

[TwoEcho]

I got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street in reverse while doing 125mph in a 32 zone with a joint hanging out of my mouth and an open bottle of grain alcohol. I called the cop a douche and he still insisited on ticketing me, can you believe it? So does anyone know how I can fight this in court?

[Chrisrp454]

My girl friend is leaving unless I get a camaro.
Should I get one and get rid of her , or keep her!

[Bradyd24]

One of the best threads yet!!!

[ZED SLED]

Originally Posted by TwoEcho

I got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street in reverse while doing 125mph in a 32 zone with a joint hanging out of my mouth and an open bottle of grain alcohol. I called the cop a douche and he still insisited on ticketing me, can you believe it? So does anyone know how I can fight this in court?

My favorite so far. I must have read at least 4 threads about this today alone. By the way, do hockey stripes make my ass look fat?

[stand-al0ne]

some of those real questions people have posted though... Good Stuff

[stand-al0ne]

Originally Posted by Chief Blackhawk

Whats better....the 2010 camaro or a lexus blah blah.
Whats better the 2010 camaro or a BMW blah blah.
Why does my car have a faint ticking sound. (every lsx motor makes that noise..READ)
Nitrogen or air which should I fill my tires with?
What weight oil do I need to use?
How do I get in my car if the battery dies?
Do I need to do the fuse pull mod? ITS NOT A MOD IDIOT. IS A EFFING OIL CHANGE A MOD?
Why are the visors so small?
Why isnt there push button start on this car. My honda has it?
Why is the Camaro so heavy?
What watch to wear with my Camaro? Really, turn in your man card.
Should I buy my 16 yr old son an SS?
First time at the track in my ss, I ran a 14.7 am I doing something wrong?
Do you do the Camaro wave?

oh man what else?

Whats the difference between the ls3 and the l99?
Why does my car go from 1st to 4th gear when driving?
Which cat back to get?
I got in an accident what do I do?
I curb rashed my rims what do I do?
I chipped my paint what do I do?
My car got door dinged, what do I do?
My car is low on gas what do I do? (I think that may be my wife)
What sunglasses to wear with my camaro?
Heres some pics of my bone stock IOM 2ss that looks just like the other 20,000 bone stock IOM 2ss camaros out there. How do you think it looks?
Oh, now I added a Camaro5 sticker do you think my car is awsome now?
Someone said their Corolla was faster than my Camaro do you think I can beat them?
Do you like my autobot badges?...................no
Do you like my decepticon badges?..............no
Should I take off my engine cover? I guess that depend on if you want it there or not, now doesnt it?
Will a head /cam /stall /tune 150 shot void my warranty?
What lunch best goes with my camaro?

Im sure theres more. I feel like smashed placenta and have a ginormous cut/herpe thing inside my lower lip= sour mood. Can you tell?

Originally Posted by Sick Rick

My faves:

My wife/girlfriend is sooo short, she can't even ride a carousel/ferris wheel legally, yet she feels compelled to complain about the pass. seat height making her want to vomit...what can be done?

The dealership said that the car can get 20 something mpg, yet when I drive it like I stole it all over the damn city, how come i only get, like, 10 or 12 mpg?? Is this something I should talk to my service dept about? Concerned..

I let my 10 year old son pump 87 octane gas in my 93 octane camaro..which fuses do I pull out and for how many weeks??

Where the HELL is the battery?? Next to the spare tire?

My car keeps making a funny tapping sound like someone is knocking on the back glass, and it scares me because nobody is back there..its not random, always at the same time, and in a definite pattern like its man made and supposed to do that...is it supposed to do that??

My car came with an owners manual, did anyone read it, and if so..was there any info in it I should be made aware of?? Did anyone else get theirs in a sandwich bag? Where is the sandwich and what kind was it?

I spent the extra $$$ for the upgraded wheels, am I supposed to get more than one set of wheels? How do I get them home?? PLEASE HELP!

Where is the link to the thread for the LS3/SS/RS/supercharged/chevy/camaro/V6/V8/306HP/426hp emblems, as I need to replace mine since the HP is really MORE than they said it was...dammit, now everyone will be SO confused!....I can't find it! Disregard the fact I probably don't NEED to find it as my car looks like it has more emblems and logos than a pro race car...PLEASE HELP!

How do the emblems look? Does it look clean, or is it junky and gaudy??

Is the Wright Brothers High Wing spoiler ready yet?

Why does the GMPP additions for the Camaro not add any HP or torque to the car??

Okay, so maybe the last one is legit....just seeing who is paying attention.

Man these are funny!

[MikeSVX]

Originally Posted by Beemer

What should my first mod be? I've got it narrowed down to either rally stripes or cat-back. Thoughts?

Hi preformance floor mats... Or maybe 300W mud flaps.....

[v6sonoma]

I heard if you enter the Konami code into the camaro you get an extra 30mpg.

[critteral]

Selling my Camaro because the paint chips too easy..

what color strips should i get?

Do you think 28" wheels will fit?

How do I know if the fuse pull is right for me?

Which gas station has the best gas?

which headers are the best and where can I find a complete system for less than $1000?

[Buckbo]

I make $25 cutting the neighbors lawns. I cut two or three a week but only when I feel like working. Can I afford this car?

[G8GT4now]

4 pages and no mention of a trunk monkey?

FAIL

[allmotor]

Originally Posted by TwoEcho

I got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street in reverse while doing 125mph in a 32 zone with a joint hanging out of my mouth and an open bottle of grain alcohol. I called the cop a douche and he still insisited on ticketing me, can you believe it? So does anyone know how I can fight this in court?

almost pissed myself..

[Brokinarrow]

I sense a heavy amount of sarcasm in this thread... we must be cautious.