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LOWDOWN · 12-21-2012, 10:14 AM

Not necessarily Christmasy, but I'll share it anyway...

Rambling Thoughts of an Older Guy

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid, and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A REALLY Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they're cramming for their Finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve...

Enjoy Your Days And Love Your Life, Because Life is a Journey to be Savored.

...and THAT'S the LOWDOWN Truth!

The BEST of the Best to ALL who read this.

JusticePete · 12-21-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LOWDOWN

Not necessarily Christmasy, but I'll share it anyway...

Rambling Thoughts of an Older Guy

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid, and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A REALLY Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they're cramming for their Finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve...

Enjoy Your Days And Love Your Life, Because Life is a Journey to be Savored.

...and THAT'S the LOWDOWN Truth!

The BEST of the Best to ALL who read this.

Jut how many cups of coffee did you drink this morning???

Number 3 · 12-21-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

Jut how many cups of coffee did you drink this morning???

It's what was in the coffee........but I enjoyed the read

JusticePete · 12-21-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Number 3

It's what was in the coffee........but I enjoyed the read

And we are still here. I think we should celebrate

OldScoolCamaro · 12-21-2012, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LOWDOWN

Not necessarily Christmasy, but I'll share it anyway...

Rambling Thoughts of an Older Guy

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid, and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A REALLY Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they're cramming for their Finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve...

Enjoy Your Days And Love Your Life, Because Life is a Journey to be Savored.

...and THAT'S the LOWDOWN Truth!

The BEST of the Best to ALL who read this.

....nice post Lowdown,

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

And we are still here. I think we should celebrate

...but for the Grace of God go I.... and another day dawns.

...now, what about that VIN card E code....

ShnOmac · 12-21-2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

And we are still here. I think we should celebrate

LOWDOWN · 12-21-2012, 01:45 PM

Not that I have a "problem"...not now, maybe...but on Monday-Wednesday-Friday-Sunday mornings, the recipe reads like this:

12 oz. mug

8 oz. of Arabica's BEST...

4 oz. of Baileys' BEST...

Stir for effect...

Slurp for enjoyment...

Repeat, if necessary...

Cafe J. Robert (like Colbert, only different)

How'd you start YOUR day?!

JusticePete · 12-21-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

LOWDOWN · 12-21-2012, 01:47 PM

Pete, where's your tambourine?!

Will it play, "Jingle Bells"?!

ShnOmac · 12-21-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LOWDOWN

How'd you start YOUR day?!

1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish cream liqueur
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger Irish whiskey (Jameson please)
1 cup hot brewed coffee
1 tablespoon whipped cream

ShnOmac · 12-21-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

OldScoolCamaro · 12-21-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JusticePete

....I must have lost something in the translation....????

Maybe that's because I am on the wagon...

JusticePete · 12-21-2012, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ShnOmac

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Originally Posted by LOWDOWN

Pete, where's your tambourine?!

Will it play, "Jingle Bells"?!

LOWDOWN · 12-21-2012, 04:03 PM

For your Christmas viewing pleasure:

[Pete can be seen in the BIG red suit - Pedders-style - and that's NO BULL!]

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12-21-2012, 10:14 AM	#11187
LOWDOWN Downright Upright Drives: Daily Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cruisin'... Posts: 4,145	Not necessarily Christmasy, but I'll share it anyway... Rambling Thoughts of an Older Guy I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid, and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.' I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'. When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!' Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A REALLY Good Doctor'! I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they're cramming for their Finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve... Enjoy Your Days And Love Your Life, Because Life is a Journey to be Savored. ...and THAT'S the LOWDOWN Truth! The *BEST of the Best* to ALL who read this.

12-21-2012, 01:45 PM	#11193
LOWDOWN Downright Upright Drives: Daily Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cruisin'... Posts: 4,145	Not that I have a "problem"...not now, maybe...but on Monday-Wednesday-Friday-Sunday mornings, the recipe reads like this: 12 oz. mug 8 oz. of Arabica's BEST... 4 oz. of Baileys' BEST... Stir for effect... Slurp for enjoyment... Repeat, if necessary... Cafe J. Robert (like Colbert, only different) How'd you start YOUR day?!

12-21-2012, 01:47 PM	#11195
LOWDOWN Downright Upright Drives: Daily Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cruisin'... Posts: 4,145	Pete, where's your tambourine?! Will it play, "Jingle Bells"?!