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#1149 |
![]() Drives: 2010 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Albuquerque, NM
Posts: 383
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Wish we could make it to the track day, but we'll be in Denver at the Broncos/Raiders game. Hope everyone has fun!
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#1150 |
![]() Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS Black/IOM Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Buckeye, Arizona
Posts: 616
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I won't be able to make the last track day either as I will be flying out to Phoenix for an extended girls weekend!:(
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#1151 |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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A Night In Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in." |
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#1152 |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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Seeing Trees
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener." |
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#1153 |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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State Capitals
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me." He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?" She quickly replied, "M"! |
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#1154 |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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Sorry Beth, i'm sooooooooo ashamed of myself
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#1155 | |
![]() Drives: 2010 SS Camaro Aqua Blue Metallic Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Las Cruces, NM
Posts: 480
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Quote:
.. We have to take a baptism class that saturday in order to get my kiddo baptised Last edited by vincewalthers; 10-18-2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason: re wording |
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Drives: '15 Z06, '01 NBM SS, '97 SS Join Date: May 2009
Location: Rio Rancho, NM
Posts: 12,161
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If we can get EVERYONE to buck up, I bet we can get Jim and the SMS Crew to make it happen. Ok, this is how it works. I'll start it off. If you open it, I will come. Next... Ivan |
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Drives: '15 Z06, '01 NBM SS, '97 SS Join Date: May 2009
Location: Rio Rancho, NM
Posts: 12,161
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Oh and word on the streets is that another LPE car will be in NM soon.
A LPE600 to be exact.... Ivan @ Southwest Speed |
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Big Nasty
Drives: Chevys lots of em Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Albuquerque NM
Posts: 930
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#1159 |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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It's possible this may not be an SS I've seen this car on base but not upclose
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#1160 |
![]() Drives: 2010 SS Camaro Aqua Blue Metallic Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Las Cruces, NM
Posts: 480
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If you open it on a weekend that is not Nov 6th I will come!
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#1161 | |
![]() ![]() Drives: 2012 2LT 45th convertible Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albuquerque
Posts: 949
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Another recruit !!
Welcome Anthony AKA Camaro505Guy to our group[QUOTE=Camaro505Guy] Quote:
. If you would like to join us at track day we will meet at the Hotel Albuquerque @ 7:30 am on Rio Grande, and drive out to the track as a group from there, you are not obligated to take your car out on the track, the cost to take your car out on the track is $20, if you don't want to drive on the track there is no charge, you will just need to sign a liability waiver. Jim Guthrie (a former Indy car driver) or other instructors are available to give driving instruction. We normally have at least 1 Meet and Greet function a month so keep an eye on the forums for events and schedules.Looking forward to meeting you Howard |
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Drives: '15 Z06, '01 NBM SS, '97 SS Join Date: May 2009
Location: Rio Rancho, NM
Posts: 12,161
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[QUOTE=Ocikat;2451530]Another recruit !!
Welcome Anthony AKA Camaro505Guy to our groupQuote:
Let's get after it...."The Secret Date" looms.... Ivan
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