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Old 11-03-2010, 05:59 PM   #12839
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Good one, Deb![/QUOTE]

:D Thanks Donna
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[QUOTE=lightning;2512385][SIZE="1
Can I come outta my corner an tell ya one kinda like Debs?[/SIZE]
Huh, can I, huh? Pulease. I'll be good I promise.
Of course! but why come out if you're just gonna be good? Tell your funny, and it better be baaaaaaaaad.

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So this is the old farts and young. . . . wait, I'm in the wrong thread, that said cars. . .
Ahhh grasshoppa, there are no wrong threads, only old farts that get lost and don't know how to find their way outta here. <said as the refrain from "Hotel California" plays in the background..."you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." >
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:55 PM   #12840
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Thanks Donna





Of course! but why come out if you're just gonna be good? Tell your funny, and it better be baaaaaaaaad.



I had to sell the story to get the ring you promised me!



Ahhh grasshoppa, there are no wrong threads, only old farts that get lost and don't know how to find their way outta here. <said as the refrain from "Hotel California" plays in the background..."you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." >



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Old 11-03-2010, 07:28 PM   #12841
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So this is the old farts and young. . . . wait, I'm in the wrong thread, that said cars. . .
You will fit right in Rock Star , I am not nearly as old as is hyped up to be and I have four cars , cars is a commodity that we do have around here...I dont think any ol fart has just one...
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:33 PM   #12842
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You will fit right in Rock Star , I am not nearly as old as is hyped up to be and I have four cars , cars is a commodity that we do have around here...I dont think any ol fart has just one...
Yeah, we need extra cars in case we forget where we parked the last one we drove. ... (and don't get me started on where the keys get lost)
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:38 PM   #12843
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Yeah, we need extra cars in case we forget where we parked the last one we drove. ... (and don't get me started on where the keys get lost)
Hi Hawnee....

Whats up ?
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:45 PM   #12844
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:48 PM   #12845
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A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!



A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.


Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, With his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: October 16, 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.


P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!


Oh, oh. Joanne's here. She better not catch me outta my corner or I'll be in trouble agin. See ya..........
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Old 11-03-2010, 09:12 PM   #12846
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Hi Hawnee....

Whats up ?
hi sweetums, not much up here.

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Just peeking in....don't mind me!!!!
Not a problem! I lost my mind a long time ago, so can't mind you.

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A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!


Oh, oh. Joanne's here. She better not catch me outta my corner or I'll be in trouble agin. See ya..........
Good one Lightning! We should let you out of the corner more often.
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Old 11-03-2010, 09:25 PM   #12847
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HAHAHA!!!! Everyone is out of their minds....and out of all the corners!!
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Old 11-03-2010, 09:27 PM   #12848
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yeah... just in time to call it a day. g'nite!
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Old 11-03-2010, 09:55 PM   #12849
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Howdy All,,,,

Deb, I keep waiting for your number one reason for procrastinating...oh well, I'll see if it's up tomorrow...
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Old 11-03-2010, 10:02 PM   #12850
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Old 11-03-2010, 10:14 PM   #12851
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Old 11-03-2010, 10:16 PM   #12852
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