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11-21-2012, 03:45 PM | #16 |
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I go all out!!! Gotta do it right!! You know I didn't think about doing it for that. I will be doing it this year since my family refuses to buy gifts for everyone anymore...to expensive. So we always do a stingy santa aka white elephant gift exchange.
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11-30-2012, 05:36 PM | #17 |
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I know you guys have some good jokes....so share them.
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11-30-2012, 05:58 PM | #18 |
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Cover your ears....(it's not THAT bad, I cleaned it up some)....
Dick, Jane, Bob and Susan have always been great friends. One Friday evening, Dick and Jane were over at Bob and Susan's for the usual monthly card game. During the course of the games and drinking, Dick dropped a card on the floor. When he looked up under the table Susan made it very clear she wasn't wearing panties under her skirt. Dick popped back up, looked around and turned beet red. Later when he went into the kitchen for more beers, Susan followed him in and asked if he liked what he saw. "Of course!" said Dick. Susan cooed, "Tell ya what, you come over next Thursday afternoon before Bob gets home from work and you can have it. Just bring $500." Dick agrees. The next Thursday rolls around, Dick comes over and him and Susan go at it. Dick leaves the $500 on the table as he leaves. Later, Bob comes home and immediately asks Susan if Dick came by and gave her $500. Fearing that he somehow found out, she figured she better tell him. "Um, yes he did." "Fantastic!" said Bob. "Dick came by the office Monday and said he needed to borrow $500 really bad and promised to bring the money by today to pay me back!"
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11-30-2012, 06:05 PM | #19 |
it's hers...
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A guy I used to work with did the Soduku (sp) puzzles. He did them using a pencil and would leave the sheet on his desk when he had to go do something else.
We would erase numbers he had written and write something different. You would hear him sit down and say "what the hell..." "that doesn't add up..." Funny as heck. |
12-03-2012, 04:48 PM | #20 |
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Man walks in to the bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. He says this is the pig I sleep with when I'm not with you. The wife says that's not a pig it's a sheep. The man says I'm not talking to you
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12-03-2012, 06:11 PM | #21 |
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Wait....Wait....Wait.
Listen really close. You can hear them rusting.
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12-04-2012, 01:21 PM | #22 |
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I just had a devilish though:
Our company uses MS Outlook for email, so I was thinking of changing the new email notification for a particular user. The new sound would be from the movie "Predator", specifically the part where Arnold yells, "NO!!!! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! RUN!!!" I would probably get fired
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12-04-2012, 01:47 PM | #23 | |
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Be sure to fire off 5 or 6 e-mails to him in rapid succession
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12-04-2012, 02:14 PM | #24 | |
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I did this to a friend a few years ago. I had 8 boxes in side each other. However the key was there was nothing inside of the last box. When he finally opened it after 10 minutes he saw there was nothing in there and was pissed. I was laughing so hard i was crying after 30 second or so i handed him his unwrapped present. that comes up every year. My other favorite is when my friends kids got old enough to just want money i would go to the bank and get $20 in different change and a 5 gallon bucket then fill some water in the bucket let it freeze (it usually cold in WI) put some change in, freeze and other 1" or 2 of water more change and more water till the bucket is full. You should see the kids eyes when they unwrap (don't wrap until ready for party) and take the lid off a bucket of frozen water. I like to freeze a 50 cent piece right on the very top so they get the idea of what is in there. |
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12-04-2012, 02:30 PM | #25 | |
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That is a good one. To bad it's not cold enough here to pull that one off. Another one I have done is get the biggest box you can. Something like 4 ft X 3 ft x 3 ft. Fill it with the smallest packing popcorn or little foam balls you can find. (make sure to do this at their house so you don't have to clean up) Then buy something small or nothing...put it in the bottom of the box and enjoy watching them try to find the gift while making a huge mess. The look on their face is usually priceless when they find a tiny gift (and while they clean up) that didn't need any protection from breaking.
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12-10-2012, 03:07 AM | #26 |
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Mustang, YOU ride in it!!!"
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12-10-2012, 05:40 AM | #27 |
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A boss is like a diaper, always on your ass.
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12-10-2012, 06:10 AM | #28 |
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Guy at work thought it would be funny to mess with my desk at work, so I connected to the admin share on his computer and changed all of his shortcuts paths. Every time he clicked on a shortcut his computer would restart without prompt.
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