12-10-2012, 10:02 PM | #29 |
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When me and the EX went our seperate ways. I soon remembered I had a Key for her car still. I decided to have a little fun. I knew what lots she parked in when she went to work. I working not far away would walk over at lunch and spend my hour walking the ramp until i found her car. Yep i'd move it up or down a Couple of floors. < LOL > Also sometimes MY daughter would call to tell me she wasn't coming over this saturday, she and her Mom were going shopping at the Local Target Yep << I'd go move the Ex's car and then Sit and watch from afar as they walked up and down the isles LOL My daughter and Ex Still to this day DON"T know what I did. It got old after six Months << HAHAHAHA >> She once memtioned when I stopped to Pickup my daughter for visitation < I must be getting old I keep forgetting where I park << LOL >>
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12-21-2012, 03:26 PM | #30 |
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Somebody had broken an automobile window (safety glass) on the road, and I saw gold in that mess. I stopped, and swept up a hefty portion of the surprisingly clean pebbled glass. I then put it into a container, took it to work, and waited for a victim............................................ .........A couple of days later, "Josh" left his car keys on his desk while he retired the men's room for a spell. I grabbed the keys, rolled his driver's side window down, and sprinkled the broken glass on the ground around the driver's door, and threw a healthy dose onto the driver's seat... and I returned the keys to his desk before he finished his business. Maybe he doesn't get enough fiber............................................. ..........Somebody came into the office a while later and said, "Hey, somebody broke a window on the black Taurus out there!" Josh ran out there, and was dismayed at first... then pissed. As he went to call the cops, I stopped him, told him I thought I could fix the thing for him, right here, right now... all I needed was his keys. By then, a crowd of co-workers had gathered, making this even better. I've never seen anybody as momentarily mystified as that guy, when I turned the power on, and rolled his window back up.
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12-21-2012, 03:30 PM | #31 |
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I've actually performed a number of practical jokes at work... and have not been caught yet. Some are just head sctratchers: One day, I left a tackle box, a fishing pole, and a fisherman's hat just outside the executive restrooms at my national corporate headquarters office, as though a sportsman were in there taking a break. After a couple of days, corporate emails were going out, asking who this belonged to. I caught a couple of employees donning the hat and taking gag pictures. I left it there to mystify...
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12-21-2012, 03:34 PM | #32 |
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My next joke also involves restrooms... please pardon the emerging pattern. I am going to purchase a couple of those fake video surveillance cameras, preferably small, but with a little flashing LED. I will be coming into the office exceedingly early one morning, long before any other employee arrives, and I will install two fake cameras in the restroom (men's? Women's? I have not yet decided), in a discreet location... but not TOO discreet... the joy for me will be derived upon their discovery. I cannot imagine what will happen, but I am pretty sure I will enjoy the almost certain outrage over it. I am a bad man.
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12-21-2012, 03:54 PM | #33 |
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Sorry, still on restroom oriented gags... there's just so much potential there! I borrowed this gag from my brother, but then beefed it up a little. He told be that when he was in the navy, on a ship, he took an old pair of boots, and a pair of uniform pants. He staged them in one of the restroom stalls, then locked the door and crawled out. ..................................... He spent the next few weeks boasting to other sailors about that AWESOME new toilet in the first stall of that restroom. He would extoll the virtues of THAT stall's new, awesome, state of the art toilet... and then he reaped the rewards of his gag by hearing dismayed sailors crying about hpow EVERY SINGLE TIME they try to go use that stall, there's somebody already in there....ALWAYS!!!!
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12-21-2012, 04:01 PM | #35 |
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I had a once in a lifetime idea for a prank that would have only worked today...
It was supposed to be a play on the "Rapture" prank where you lay your clothes on the ground to make it appear that you were raptured and only your clothes were left behind. I bet I would have been fired though...
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12-21-2012, 04:24 PM | #36 |
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Gummie Bears! When you visit a friend's home go to their bathroom and pack a few Gummie Bears in to their showerhead. The next time your friend takes a hot shower the Bears will dissolve and when they do they are colorless and odorless.
When they try to dry off their skin will become real sticky and it freaks people out. I got that trick from The Amazing Jonathon Practical Joke Handbook. |
12-21-2012, 06:32 PM | #37 |
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I did this today
Guy at work has a white sweatshirt hoodie. He put it on his chair, had been sitting on the arm. I took a white label we use for making hazmat shipments and put it, sticky side up, on his sweatshirt arm. Camoflage. I just walked away. Well, later that day, the team is at the bar having a beer. And the boss starts laughing about the label on the guy's butt. Perfectly square like it was a 5" long manufacturer label, except it ID'd his ass as a UN3480 Lithium Ion battery This is stuff I routinely do...
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12-21-2012, 08:13 PM | #39 |
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My plan is to find a small child that looks kind of like me, and tell him that I'm him from the future...
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12-21-2012, 08:53 PM | #40 | |
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12-21-2012, 09:23 PM | #41 |
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A Scottish woman went to a local newspaper office to publish the obituary for her recently deceased husband.
The obit editor informed her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She paused, reflected, and then said, "Well then, let it read, " Angus Macpherson died." Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor told her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries. she thought it over and in a few seconds said, "In that case, let it read... "Angus Macpherson died. Golf clubs for sale." |
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