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Old 10-10-2011, 11:37 PM   #1
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Pick Up Lines

Well being deployed you find yourself talking about anything to pass the time. A group of my Marines were talking about their favorite pick up lines, so i am curious to hear what others think.

What is your favorite line and has it worked for you?

My favorite line thus far is:

"Damn is it Horny in here or is it just me"
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Old 10-10-2011, 11:38 PM   #2
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Gaaah i thought i was still in the off topic section! Please move this!
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:44 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:18 AM   #4
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:37 PM   #5
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:22 PM   #6
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:23 PM   #7
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I do enjoy "you girls ready to get pregnant?"


but one that I've actually witnessed working, I shit you not, is this:

Girl not paying attention to you, go stand beside her and instead of saying Hello or Excuse me to get her attention, just go...

" Good, and you?" as if she just asked how you were.

I'm not really sure why, I just thought that was hilarious, and it actually worked.
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:12 PM   #8
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:15 PM   #9
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I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car.
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:19 PM   #10
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Here's one for someone braver than me to try:

Are those jelly beans in your blouse or is it just cold in here?
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:22 PM   #11
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Old 10-12-2011, 04:36 PM   #12
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Old 10-12-2011, 05:07 PM   #13
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I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car.

Ive seen a guy take a girls drink from her, drink it, give it back to her and ask if he can buy her a drink lol
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Old 10-12-2011, 05:16 PM   #14
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