10-10-2011, 11:37 PM | #1 |
OOH..Sneaky, Sneaky!!
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Pick Up Lines
Well being deployed you find yourself talking about anything to pass the time. A group of my Marines were talking about their favorite pick up lines, so i am curious to hear what others think.
What is your favorite line and has it worked for you? My favorite line thus far is: "Damn is it Horny in here or is it just me" |
10-10-2011, 11:38 PM | #2 |
OOH..Sneaky, Sneaky!!
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Gaaah i thought i was still in the off topic section! Please move this!
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10-12-2011, 01:44 AM | #3 |
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Does this rag smell like clhoroform to you?
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10-12-2011, 11:18 AM | #4 |
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Could you tell me if this is a hernia?
Are you free tonight or is this going to cost me money? |
10-12-2011, 01:37 PM | #5 |
ready...
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*while holding a bottle of jack* Someone is getting pregnant tonight...
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10-12-2011, 02:22 PM | #6 |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
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10-12-2011, 02:23 PM | #7 |
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I do enjoy "you girls ready to get pregnant?"
but one that I've actually witnessed working, I shit you not, is this: Girl not paying attention to you, go stand beside her and instead of saying Hello or Excuse me to get her attention, just go... " Good, and you?" as if she just asked how you were. I'm not really sure why, I just thought that was hilarious, and it actually worked.
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10-12-2011, 04:12 PM | #8 |
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"Hi, my name is..."
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10-12-2011, 04:15 PM | #9 |
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I got no pick up lines, I stay on the grind, I tell the hoes all the time, bitch get in my car.
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10-12-2011, 04:19 PM | #10 |
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Here's one for someone braver than me to try:
Are those jelly beans in your blouse or is it just cold in here?
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10-12-2011, 04:22 PM | #11 |
They see me trollin'...
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"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world." (yes someone has said that to me before)
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10-12-2011, 04:36 PM | #12 |
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Hi, my name is Jim and I am John Holmes first born son.....
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10-12-2011, 05:07 PM | #13 | |
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Ive seen a guy take a girls drink from her, drink it, give it back to her and ask if he can buy her a drink lol
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10-12-2011, 05:16 PM | #14 |
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Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them
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