We want the truth about Shunt fbodfather!!!!! Photos of Shunt!!!!

[Bumble Bee '77]

I dont think IZL is on our side. I questioned said person about a certain "Dad" of ours and heard some very strange stories. And suddenly the "husband" is no longer upset about the lovers quarrel, almost seems happy now. I think "Dad's" life might be in far more danger then we think.
Met with undercover contact at the show as well. The guy sure likes "noodles".
I think "Dads" current delirium is due to brainwashing/reprogramming. Before I could question them more the two suspects hastily departed in a blued/silver mid '90s Vette. I attempted to catch up but got stuck in traffic for an hour and a half and they escaped. Sorry ..............................

[Oh Wise and Esteemed One]

*ahem -- ahem*


Why YES, "Camaro Lives On" --

......I am the ANNOUNCER ---


The dots and dashes are for effect and SPACING........


We're STILL trying to figure out WHERE the 'spooky organ music' comes from.



All shall be revealed......................




.........................in due time.......................................





And another thing: What ABOUT "Little Jimmy???"





........is 'he' a person --


.........................or COULD she be a truck???...................









........Boo!

[fbodfather]

Originally Posted by Bumble Bee '77

I dont think IZL is on our side. I questioned said person about a certain "Dad" of ours and heard some very strange stories. And suddenly the "husband" is no longer upset about the lovers quarrel, almost seems happy now. I think "Dad's" life might be in far more danger then we think.
..........

".........EFF!!!! EFFFF!!!!! I AFFF IH ANFFER!!!

...........AN HUFFBANF IFFF A FFFPPYYYY!!!!!!"


.....er -- whoops.......

**sheepish grin**


"......ah meen --- Yes! Sherr! Ah AM in PERIL!


.........ken you seh 'PERIL?' That's a REEL BIC werd!.........."


Oh yes -- ant the HUS-SPENT?

He iss a SPY --

.......a DES-PIC-A-BULL VAG-A-BOND!...........


....those are RILLY BIC Werds!.............................."



*herewegoagainwiththeoff-keysingingandbreakingglass*


".......oh itz a BEE-U-TEE-FULL Deh in the NAY BORE HOOD ....."

[Mindz]

Scott, what meds are you on to come up with this stuff?

BTW since no one pointed out this part of the conspiracy, the way fbodfather spells neighborhood means the vent above front bumper won't be open (NAY-BORE-HOOD/Not boring a hole in the hood).

I just found a reason to participate in this convo.

*gives himself a gold star*

[Bumble Bee '77]

yeah but a good spy or a bad spy? either way he's a good actor

[Camaro Lives On]

Originally Posted by Oh Wise and Esteemed One

*ahem -- ahem*


Why YES, "Camaro Lives On" --

......I am the ANNOUNCER ---


The dots and dashes are for effect and SPACING........


We're STILL trying to figure out WHERE the 'spooky organ music' comes from.



All shall be revealed......................




.........................in due time.......................................





And another thing: What ABOUT "Little Jimmy???"





........is 'he' a person --


.........................or COULD she be a truck???...................









........Boo!

Ok, then carry on with your announcerness.....

[Oh Wise and Esteemed One]

Originally Posted by Mindz

Scott, what meds are you on to come up with this stuff?

"......ahem, ahem........"

*clears throat*

**in best announcer voice**

***cue spooky organ music***


"........there are many secrets in the city...............



...........it was the best of times --

....................it was the worst of times---


...........ask not what your country can do for you.........


.....................the only thing we have to fear is fear itself...........


..........apply to affected area (oh, wait -- wrong script...)



......There are NO meds that can do the trick of 5,232 people saying 'I don't like the headlights'...........

..........that remark, my friends, can put anyone over the edge.....


..........looney tunes..........



....................post cards from the edge...............



..............Nuttyburgers.......................



........................Rosie O'Donnell................."


*insert evil laugh here*

[Mindz]

And what of 5,231 people saying it?

[aston70]

Originally Posted by Oh Wise and Esteemed One

"......ahem, ahem........"

......There are NO meds that can do the trick of 5,232 people saying 'I don't like the headlights'...........

Someone's been keeping count... And taking names I assume...

[Iroczlover]

Pink & purple pokadoted ribbons in Fbods hair (whats left of it)

[Zhawk]

Originally Posted by fbodfather

*
...ken youh seh "USB" port in the dash????

.............sherr! sherr! I NEW you COUT!.........


................ken you seh "Al Leg Henny?"

Wunnerful! I NEW you COUT!...............


Ken you seh "PIE - rits?? and "STILLERS?"

Verry GOOT! I NEW you COUT!

Ken you seh.........

OHDEARGODINHEAVENHERESHE
COMESAGAINWITHZHAWKHER
HUSBAND
ANDROSIEWITHHER??????

Ken you seh.........

DANGI'MTIREDOF
GETTINGCLUBBEDOVERTHEHEAD......

*(voice in background)*

"BATTER UP!!! (sounds kinda like Rosie on a Rant -- yeah - hard to imagine, huh?????)



*sound of wood cutting thru air*

*sound of wood hitting bone*

*sound of birds chirping*



".............buh-bye!..........."



**reprise the creepy organ music***

Hmm, I think he's making this all up. Everybody knows how hard headed the FBodfather really is. No way to survive banging you head against the walls at GM without a hard head (and trips to the legal department require you to smack your head against concrete walls, repeatedly). There's no way a wooden bat would knock him out or make him sillier than normal.

[pinkcamaro10]

I dont know i think you have some explaining to do.....

how is rosie involved in all of this?

who is jimmy?

what is the pricing of the camaro?

how is iroczlover involved?

where is dragoneye?

where is scott?

we need answers!

[TAG UR IT]

Originally Posted by pinkcamaro10

PITTSBURG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Bingo!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT IT!!!!!!

It sounds to me like they are at Heinz Field! Did you guys hear "Steelers", "Heinz 57," and everything else?!?! pinkcamaro got it right!

.............ok...............Dragoneye........... ..



We now know your position...............




-----------------------BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-----------------




*snap*----------------*crackle*--------------------*pop!*





WHAT IS THIS!!!!



An incoming message from Onstar*......................*crackle, crackle*



..............who could this be from?!?!?!....................*snapple*



.........................it's from Dragoneye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Dragoneye

*(voice in background) "BATTER UP!!!*

*sound of wood hitting bone*

**creepy organ music***

DANG!!! Oh, That was terrible to watch....oh, man. I couldn't risk going out and stopping them. I'm outnumbered three-to-one. And Rosie's as good as any man in a fight; besides I wouldn't be of much help thunked on the head.

Okay TAG; I'm going to relay all future messages to the team through you. That way Rosie, Iroczlover, and Zhawk have a harder time tracking the source: me! (yes, it turns out Zhawk is Iroczlover's husband, and accomplice to both her, and Rosie. That was a surprise..........)

I've discovered some interesting stuff down here...It appears Rosie has a thing for Jesse Jackson; I've seen one or two statues, and multiple posters hanging up all over the place. I do not believe he's actually here, though. Scott has to have been imagining that. It's not a hard thing to do, considering all the thunks he's gotten over the head.

Also, I managed to get into Rosie's room just an hour ago. I will NOT go back in there *shudders*...while I was in there, I've discovered no suitable evidence of Toyota's involvment in this situation. However, there IS a size XXXXL custom shirt with "Prius is Life" on it. So early intel must have assumed Rosie was working for them. They are not our perpetrators in this case, though. (It was a believable assumption, though....)

This, however...is the most interesting discovery I found in her room. I used a USB-stored program to dive into her PC; she has direct access to both Iroczlover; and Zhawk's computers. It seems...if I'm interpreting the logs correctly...that 35th02SS's profile here, on-site has been compromised: It isn't him posting! And it hasn't been for quite some time. I can't figure out WHO was posting in his place, but this slip-up shows it's pretty obvious one of the three is trying to incriminate you, TAG, to draw away attention from the case. I'll try to look into it more in the next few days, but anything you could provide me can help.
The slip-up:

On a side-note; I nearly got caught mid-day, today...I found myself standing in the doorway of one of the many rooms down here...there's this HUGE guy just sitting there, in the room. I'm talking easily 7-feet tall; ~400lbs. I couldn't help but stare, because he didn't move. He did flinch when he heard Iroczlover's voice, though...which is what alerted me to get the hell out of there. Good thing, too; she passed right through my position, and muttered something to the man in the room; all I heard was "....jim.....". Any idea who this guy might be?

I also got your message, Tag; Tell the team "GOOD JOB!!" for figuring out my location. They got it right: I'm currently underneath Heintz Field in Pittsburgh, PA. I don't think ANYBODY knows this place exists...and it smells strangely like ketchup down here, it's no wonder Scott was singing about 57 varieties....

That's all I have time for, right now...I feel we're very close to completing our mission with a succesful rescue of Scott...they're getting desperate, and slipping up...also; I think I know who's playing that darned Organ, but my mind could be playing tricks on me...(more on that later).

Dragoneye out.
*static*

Team: It appears as though Iroczlover and Zhawk's profiles have been hijacked....we don't know if it's really them or not!!!


But, 35th02SS is ....... well........ he is the ONLY one we know for FACT is not posting as HIMSELF!!!!! WHO IS POSTING AS 35th02SS and who is the original 35th02SS????



WHERE IS HE??? IS THIS SOMEONE WE KNOW?!?!?!?!



..............dual creepy organ music sounds begin...............................



..................... BOM BOM BOM ......................

[pinkcamaro10]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! What do i win?

i wonder who jim is?

and all these USB hints..... hmmm