PWA "The Lounge"

[1320junkie]

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

EXCUSE ME! Are you calling me garbage?

Or the people who kill?

Why would I possibly call you garbage?

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by badgebunny

Nope, engaged. Got a pretty sapphire. (hoping for a diamond when we get closer)

It will be a year or so before we get married. We have been together almost 3 yrs.

And Skip came from this joke about a dog farting that he thought was the funniest thing ever.

But, BB you're toooooooooo young!

[Zabo]

Originally Posted by 1320junkie

Why would I possibly call you garbage?

Because you have horrible grammar..

[68 Z/28]

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Dog Fart = Skip how?

[bossbunny]

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Dog Fart = Skip how?

A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parent’s house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy".

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!’

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t ever think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

[jrboyd_1980]

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

But, BB you're toooooooooo young, and you should runaway with jrboyd!! You two are meant to be togther!!!

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by 1320junkie

Why would I possibly call you garbage?

So you're not?
Thank you!

[brandotron]

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

[1320junkie]

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

So you're not?
Thank you!

No, not at all.

[jrboyd_1980]

Originally Posted by badgebunny

A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parent’s house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy".

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!’

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t ever think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

Wait Skip told me that was actually how you met his parents.

[FenwickHockey65]

Originally Posted by badgebunny

A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parent’s house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy".

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!’

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t ever think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

[bossbunny]

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

But, BB you're toooooooooo young!

LOL. nah. here in texas most girls are pregnant at like 16 and have had like two divorces by now.

i'm a know what i want kinda woman. we are waiting till we both have our degrees to get married (and SEVERAL YEARS for kids)... we still technically dont live together. trying to do things the right way. but i love him. he's my little nerd.

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

They should call you sneaky!

[68 Z/28]

Originally Posted by badgebunny

A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parent’s house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy".

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!’

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t ever think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

:s m0: