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Old 09-24-2014, 06:23 AM   #29
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Oh man, i could make a few additions to this lol.(names are being changed for confidentiality) My girlfriend Christina went away to DR for this past weekend, and the same day she left i had work and then had to replace the rear brakes on the car and adjust the parking brake (needless to say it was a longer day). So afterwards, me and a good buddy that helped me with the brakes decided to order pizza and knock a few beers back. A few beers turned into a few mixed drinks and I ended up getting drunk, which was not in the plan but F*** it, oh well.

Added a picture on instagram of my drink of choice. Soon after, i see my phone ringing, and it's a friend of mine who i haven't seen in a while. I answer (drunkenly) thinking it was him. Turns out it's my psycho ex, Cindy, on the phone. Being caught WAY the hell off guard, i try to hold conversation, and eventually she asks if her and my friend (who's phone she borrowed) can stop by. I can't really muster a no, so i said sure, thinking they would just hang out front of the house and then ditch.

No such luck. turns out she was hammered too, and my friend was just being a DD. Later on in conversation, i notice queues that signal that she's still interested in me. Not wanting to believe it, i asked my friend and he confirmed it. I broke up with her in january of 2013, and she's still thinking theres a chance.

Once my girlfriend got back, i knew i had to tell her, because it would look straight up shady if i didn't. she wasn't mad at me, but now might want to kill my ex. I swear, i need a restraining order
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Old 09-24-2014, 06:52 AM   #30
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Haha, My X is trying to get back with me and I just found out she is prego but not by me.......... Females !
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Old 09-24-2014, 07:59 AM   #31
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I'm sure your mom has seen your package before. So what was that crazy be out ch thinking? You should go jam those girls you were texting and send her pics.
Not a surprise to her at all. Heck yea!
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Old 09-25-2014, 10:53 AM   #32
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This seems appropriate
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Old 09-25-2014, 11:04 AM   #33
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This seems appropriate

Can't argue, it's science! and confirmed through personal experience....
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Old 09-25-2014, 01:31 PM   #35
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An ex-coworker once told me about when he was in college his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend broke up. She then sent the roommate a picture of herself knobbing her new boyfriend's cob. He promptly put it into an envelope and mailed it to her parents. Over 25 years ago and I'm still laughing about that one.
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Old 09-25-2014, 01:46 PM   #36
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So me, being the nice guy I am, tell her I would help a bit. So I go home and talk to my mom, she asked how my day was, and I said I was talking to Kelly. And my mom continues to tell me some stuff she never told me.

WHen Kelly and I were dating, she would send me all kinds of adult pics, and ask for pictures of me in return. Well, I sent her some.

Whats she do when we break up? Bitch sends those pictures to my ****ing mom!!

What nerve!!! Send naked pictures of me to my mom!!! WOW was I furious.

So, obviously I told her what I had just learned, and told her she can go fund her medical bills by standing on a street corner for all I care.

Ugh.. what a waste, she was gorgeous!


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When your mom told you about getting the pics, you should have sent her father all the pics she sent you. Then you should have found her current BF, told him that she's hitting you up for sexy time, and go ahead and forward him all the pics too. (That's what I would've done.)

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Old 09-25-2014, 03:49 PM   #37
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An ex-coworker once told me about when he was in college his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend broke up. She then sent the roommate a picture of herself knobbing her new boyfriend's cob. He promptly put it into an envelope and mailed it to her parents. Over 25 years ago and I'm still laughing about that one.
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Old 09-26-2014, 02:45 AM   #38
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OMG...How old are you? Facebook, Texting, email and inability to communicate is the ruination of the XGENeration. Naked PICS on the phone? Really??? what did you think would happen? You we sending her naked pics she was sending you naked pics...and thats not enough so you text other girls??? There is an entire industry where you both can get paid for that in Californication (California...sorry) Not being gudgmental but I have 20 year olds that know better. Get a job, get a car, Get a REAL girfriend not a toy and GROW UP for Petes sake.
Just my 2 cents...which I pay in TAXES!
Fortunately, they werent like.. NAKED naked pics. No pics of my manhood, just pictures that you wouldnt exactly want your mom to see.. (With the exception of the picture mentioned below)

Plus, it was the only way to get more of her! And trust me, she has a FINE body, id give her a solid 9 out of 10 :-D

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When your mom told you about getting the pics, you should have sent her father all the pics she sent you. Then you should have found her current BF, told him that she's hitting you up for sexy time, and go ahead and forward him all the pics too. (That's what I would've done.)


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I should find her current BF, and send him the picture of her with my d*ck in her mouth
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Here are some pictures (SFW) of the crazy b*tch, just so you can see why I would even put up with this bs in the first place



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Old 09-26-2014, 02:55 AM   #40
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Oh man, i could make a few additions to this lol.(names are being changed for confidentiality) My girlfriend Christina went away to DR for this past weekend, and the same day she left i had work and then had to replace the rear brakes on the car and adjust the parking brake (needless to say it was a longer day). So afterwards, me and a good buddy that helped me with the brakes decided to order pizza and knock a few beers back. A few beers turned into a few mixed drinks and I ended up getting drunk, which was not in the plan but F*** it, oh well.

Added a picture on instagram of my drink of choice. Soon after, i see my phone ringing, and it's a friend of mine who i haven't seen in a while. I answer (drunkenly) thinking it was him. Turns out it's my psycho ex, Cindy, on the phone. Being caught WAY the hell off guard, i try to hold conversation, and eventually she asks if her and my friend (who's phone she borrowed) can stop by. I can't really muster a no, so i said sure, thinking they would just hang out front of the house and then ditch.

No such luck. turns out she was hammered too, and my friend was just being a DD. Later on in conversation, i notice queues that signal that she's still interested in me. Not wanting to believe it, i asked my friend and he confirmed it. I broke up with her in january of 2013, and she's still thinking theres a chance.

Once my girlfriend got back, i knew i had to tell her, because it would look straight up shady if i didn't. she wasn't mad at me, but now might want to kill my ex. I swear, i need a restraining order
Thats a sticky situation, lol. But yeah, I would have done the same thing actually, as far as telling the GF. Good move.

Let me know if she kills your ex :-D
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Old 09-26-2014, 09:09 AM   #41
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I should find her current BF, and send him the picture of her with my d*ck in her mouth
You know, in the Military we have a saying for this.

No balls!
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Old 09-26-2014, 09:43 AM   #42
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Yeah, I believe there's a direct correlation between hotness and craziness. Although neither is exclusive! It’s simply a matter of your level of acceptance.. haha.. The craziest one I pursued was a woman who unbeknownst to me had 6 kids 4 different fathers all living in a trailer. I rolled up in my jeep and was like wow. Yeah it didn’t last long (still was a little attracted ). She stalked me for over a yr and this was before all the face book, and social media which made stalking way more “personal”.
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