09-24-2014, 06:23 AM | #29 |
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Oh man, i could make a few additions to this lol.(names are being changed for confidentiality) My girlfriend Christina went away to DR for this past weekend, and the same day she left i had work and then had to replace the rear brakes on the car and adjust the parking brake (needless to say it was a longer day). So afterwards, me and a good buddy that helped me with the brakes decided to order pizza and knock a few beers back. A few beers turned into a few mixed drinks and I ended up getting drunk, which was not in the plan but F*** it, oh well.
Added a picture on instagram of my drink of choice. Soon after, i see my phone ringing, and it's a friend of mine who i haven't seen in a while. I answer (drunkenly) thinking it was him. Turns out it's my psycho ex, Cindy, on the phone. Being caught WAY the hell off guard, i try to hold conversation, and eventually she asks if her and my friend (who's phone she borrowed) can stop by. I can't really muster a no, so i said sure, thinking they would just hang out front of the house and then ditch. No such luck. turns out she was hammered too, and my friend was just being a DD. Later on in conversation, i notice queues that signal that she's still interested in me. Not wanting to believe it, i asked my friend and he confirmed it. I broke up with her in january of 2013, and she's still thinking theres a chance. Once my girlfriend got back, i knew i had to tell her, because it would look straight up shady if i didn't. she wasn't mad at me, but now might want to kill my ex. I swear, i need a restraining order
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09-24-2014, 06:52 AM | #30 |
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Haha, My X is trying to get back with me and I just found out she is prego but not by me.......... Females !
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09-24-2014, 07:59 AM | #31 |
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Not a surprise to her at all. Heck yea!
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This seems appropriate |
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09-25-2014, 11:04 AM | #33 |
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Can't argue, it's science! and confirmed through personal experience....
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An ex-coworker once told me about when he was in college his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend broke up. She then sent the roommate a picture of herself knobbing her new boyfriend's cob. He promptly put it into an envelope and mailed it to her parents. Over 25 years ago and I'm still laughing about that one.
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Here are some pictures (SFW) of the crazy b*tch, just so you can see why I would even put up with this bs in the first place
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No balls!
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Yeah, I believe there's a direct correlation between hotness and craziness. Although neither is exclusive! It’s simply a matter of your level of acceptance.. haha.. The craziest one I pursued was a woman who unbeknownst to me had 6 kids 4 different fathers all living in a trailer. I rolled up in my jeep and was like wow. Yeah it didn’t last long (still was a little attracted ). She stalked me for over a yr and this was before all the face book, and social media which made stalking way more “personal”.
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