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Steve Dallas · 09-19-2011, 12:09 PM

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

gotroost · 09-19-2011, 01:47 PM

Just invite over, but tell her it will cost her a 12 pack since you are providing the entertainment. Worked with a nosy old neighbor of mine when he realized I could drink beer faster than he could. He would get sleepy after 2 or 3 and leave. He eventually found something better to do, but my free beer supply ran out.

Overflow · 09-19-2011, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

everytime you see her snooping, strip down naked and run around the yard.

Joe.. You're like the big brother I never had.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

PonyMan · 09-19-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by slow one

i have lived in my new home for about 10 months now. it is in a rural type area. im looking for advice on building a temporary way to block my neighbors view of my back yard and some of the front. she is a crazy old lady that has called the cops on me twice for nothing. she is always "snooping" through her windows when im mowing the yard or just outside. im thinking about making a temporary fence with small posts and a tarp. but it is a large area i need to block off, basically the entire side of my house. any suggestions?

Flood Lights shinning back at her lookout points!!!!

outlaw2 · 09-19-2011, 03:29 PM

Couple of video cams facing her way just watching your property does wonders. I got rid of some dopers who where using and selling in my hood the same way. But I like the yard gnomes with LED red eyes at night. Cut your grass in a man thong and she will freak and never look outside again on she might be knocking on your door bringin milk and cookies over..Win win...lmao

MrandMrsNinja · 09-19-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by skuttduck

Kill her with kindness. Smile to her, wave to her. Send her a plate of POISINED cookies.

^this

y2k king · 09-19-2011, 04:06 PM

do some research on bamboo. the aggressive type will not only block her view, it'll take over her whole yard. all ya gotta do is dig a ditch along your side of the bamboo and line it with plastic, then watch it multiply.

slow one · 09-19-2011, 04:22 PM

i was actually thinking about the flood lights ever since i stopped thinking about blocking her view and just pissing her off instead. also, the yard gnomes idea is priceless. that side of my house is away from my bedroom and my other neighbor(obviously)... so the lights are actually perfect.

Mr_Draco · 09-19-2011, 04:52 PM

This is what we used for our back yard.

http://www.lowes.com/pd_202817-432-S...r|1&facetInfo=

The only other things we needed was 4x4 posts, concrete, and a box of wood screws.

Steve Dallas · 09-19-2011, 05:16 PM

Might I suggest an army of these? I love the blinking LED eyes idea too!

2010SS2SS · 09-19-2011, 05:54 PM

Don't do Bamboo! That chit will take over your yard and it takes NAPALM to get rid of it... I put up an 8ft section of fencing along my backyard. Homeowners cant see it and it keep my neighbor from going upstairs everytime my girl is hanging by the pool

377tahoe · 09-19-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Dallas

Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her.

I vote for this one!

shank0668 · 09-19-2011, 08:35 PM

Mirrors.

Iroczlover · 09-19-2011, 08:39 PM

Heres one depends on how high the house is, If its one level then this would work great.

Get a low fence in 4-5feet high with motion detectors, when she gets near it, an alarm goes off, but instead of a normal alarm it sounds like an angry dog, protecting the property, when she complains to animal control or the cops of the mean dog that lives next door, shot the detectors off & allow them in the yard lol.

NO dogs mean no warning lol, she will go crazy & leave you alone

09-19-2011, 12:09 PM	#29
Steve Dallas Commits weekly crime Drives: 2017 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Camano Island, WA Posts: 9,513 View My Garage	Get a bunch of garden gnomes, and place them all in her sightline to your house. Have them ALL staring back at her. __________________ 2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.

09-19-2011, 03:29 PM	#33
outlaw2 Drives: 12 SS/RS Conv, 66 Impala SS Conv Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Fallon,Nevada US of A Posts: 363 View My Garage	Couple of video cams facing her way just watching your property does wonders. I got rid of some dopers who where using and selling in my hood the same way. But I like the yard gnomes with LED red eyes at night. Cut your grass in a man thong and she will freak and never look outside again on she might be knocking on your door bringin milk and cookies over..Win win...lmao __________________

09-19-2011, 04:06 PM	#35
y2k king Drives: 2011 ss camaro Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: spring hill, fl Posts: 1,705	do some research on bamboo. the aggressive type will not only block her view, it'll take over her whole yard. all ya gotta do is dig a ditch along your side of the bamboo and line it with plastic, then watch it multiply. __________________ 10/28/2010 got it

09-19-2011, 05:16 PM	#38
Steve Dallas Commits weekly crime Drives: 2017 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Camano Island, WA Posts: 9,513 View My Garage	Might I suggest an army of these? I love the blinking LED eyes idea too! __________________ 2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.

09-19-2011, 08:39 PM	#42
Iroczlover The Krazzy bytch Drives: Which car I have 9 vehicles? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Yelm, wa, Hell if I think about it to much Posts: 7,919	Heres one depends on how high the house is, If its one level then this would work great. Get a low fence in 4-5feet high with motion detectors, when she gets near it, an alarm goes off, but instead of a normal alarm it sounds like an angry dog, protecting the property, when she complains to animal control or the cops of the mean dog that lives next door, shot the detectors off & allow them in the yard lol. NO dogs mean no warning lol, she will go crazy & leave you alone __________________ Heart breaks everyday when you cant take care of your family because you are unemployed, cant give your family what you want or what they need I am not a man I have boobies. Cars are like women, If you treat her rough shes going to complain & you will hear about it. If you treat her right she will purrrrrrrrrrrrr Current cars owned , 72 Skylark vert,86 fiero GT Sold , 87 Iroc-z (sold), 90 Vette Vert SOLD , 95 Z28, 99 Silverado K1500 Totaled, 2010 CGM Camaro 2ss/rs (had to sell & I hate it ) ,2012 Cruze LT repoed. Current current list lol 2006 Silverado 2500hd.

09-19-2011, 01:47 PM	#30
gotroost Drives: 2021 Crush ZL1 1LE Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ Posts: 1,119 View My Garage	Just invite over, but tell her it will cost her a 12 pack since you are providing the entertainment. Worked with a nosy old neighbor of mine when he realized I could drink beer faster than he could. He would get sleepy after 2 or 3 and leave. He eventually found something better to do, but my free beer supply ran out.

09-19-2011, 04:22 PM	#36
slow one Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Kingsland, GA Posts: 92	i was actually thinking about the flood lights ever since i stopped thinking about blocking her view and just pissing her off instead. also, the yard gnomes idea is priceless. that side of my house is away from my bedroom and my other neighbor(obviously)... so the lights are actually perfect.

09-19-2011, 04:52 PM	#37
Mr_Draco Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 7,181	This is what we used for our back yard. http://www.lowes.com/pd_202817-432-S...r\|1&facetInfo= The only other things we needed was 4x4 posts, concrete, and a box of wood screws.

09-19-2011, 05:54 PM	#39
2010SS2SS Drives: 2010 Camaro SS 2SS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Cypress, texas Posts: 1,302	Don't do Bamboo! That chit will take over your yard and it takes NAPALM to get rid of it... I put up an 8ft section of fencing along my backyard. Homeowners cant see it and it keep my neighbor from going upstairs everytime my girl is hanging by the pool

09-19-2011, 08:35 PM	#41
shank0668 Drives: '14 LML/'06 LJ/'76 Trans Am Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,438 View My Garage	Mirrors.

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