A Mustang, a Charger and a Camaro walk into a bar....... - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 10:14 PM

OK folks.... time for a thread of jokes about Mustangs....

I'll start... (stole these from the Mustang forum)

Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a mustang at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 10:16 PM

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

OldJedi · 10-23-2010, 10:23 PM

Thanks, I sent these to my friends with Mustangs!

Red Jewel RS · 10-23-2010, 10:26 PM

Funny stuff!!

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 10:26 PM

Here is a funny one.....

Toyaholic · 10-23-2010, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

heRS · 10-23-2010, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 10:35 PM

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

Betro02 · 10-23-2010, 10:43 PM

funny stuff

n!ght r!der · 10-23-2010, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

you just made my day. so i made this

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n!ght r!der

you just made my day. so i made this

very nice... good job.

Revo1 · 10-23-2010, 10:59 PM

This thread = WIN!

n!ght r!der · 10-23-2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

very nice... good job.

thanks

GB EB · 10-23-2010, 11:30 PM

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guys slurs "Well, I have a picture of my Ford Mustang in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

10-23-2010, 10:14 PM	#1
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,375 View My Garage	A Mustang, a Charger and a Camaro walk into a bar....... OK folks.... time for a thread of jokes about Mustangs.... I'll start... (stole these from the Mustang forum) Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness? A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness! Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A: Push it off a cliff. Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual? A: The bus schedule. Q: What do you call a mustang at the top of a hill? A: A miracle. Q: How do you double the value of a mustang? A: Fill up the gas tank. Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes? A: Customized. Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine. Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang? A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day. Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire? A: A write-off. Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang? A: A scrap dealer. Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts? A: A wheelbarrow. Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards. Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang? A: You can always get a handicapped spot. __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-23-2010, 10:16 PM	#2
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,375 View My Garage	A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-23-2010, 10:23 PM	#3
OldJedi Use the Force Drives: 2015 Corvette Z51, 2018 Porsche GTS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Davie, Fl. Posts: 3,862	Thanks, I sent these to my friends with Mustangs! __________________ Walk softly, carry a light saber and drive a ZL1!

10-23-2010, 10:26 PM	#5
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,375 View My Garage	Here is a funny one..... Attached Images __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-23-2010, 10:35 PM	#8
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,375 View My Garage	Ford...At least they circled the problem. __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

10-23-2010, 10:26 PM	#4
Red Jewel RS Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Billings, MT Posts: 891 View My Garage	Funny stuff!!

10-23-2010, 10:43 PM	#9
Betro02 Drives: Powerful Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Addison IL Posts: 142	funny stuff __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-23-2010, 10:59 PM	#12
Revo1 Don't Like it? Suggit. Drives: 2010 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 14,832 View My Garage	This thread = WIN! __________________ "Tops off, tach up baby- loud and proud!" A Camaro lover from day one- 1996 3.8 V6 Camaro, to 1996 5.7 LT1 Camaro Z28, to the sold 2002 5.7 LS1 Camaro SS, and NOW, a [I]6.2 L99 VR 2SS/RS: XS Power stainless full exhaust, Airaid CAI, BMR drop springs and sways, custom tune by Cal Speed- 411rwhp

10-23-2010, 11:30 PM	#14
GB EB Drives: 2014 Stingray 2LT/Z51 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL Posts: 2,375 View My Garage	A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guys slurs "Well, I have a picture of my Ford Mustang in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good." __________________ *CAMARO5 CAMARO OF THE WEEK 3/21/11* *1ST PLACE - NAVAL STATION SAN DIEGO CAR SHOW 4/17/11* *PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD - SAN DIEGO FREEDOM FESTIVAL CAR SHOW 7/4/11* *TROPHY RECIPIENT - GREATEST SHOW ON TURF 9/11/11* *1ST PLACE MODERN MUSCLE - CORONADO SPEED FESTIVAL 9/23/11* *AWARD OF EXCELLENCE - GOOD GUYS DEL MAR FALL NATIONALS 11/27/11* *1ST PLACE / '82&UP CAMARO/FIREBIRD- FORT WALTON BEACH FF SHOW 2/16/13* BUILD THREAD: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120353

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