07-23-2010, 02:14 PM | #1 |
ARMY of one.
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Favorite Pick Up lines
Ill start.
"How about a f#&k and a pizza?" SLAP! "What? You don't like pizza? (Giggle) "that took balls" grin "So what's your name"
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07-23-2010, 02:16 PM | #2 |
Say "when"...
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"Excuse me, waitress? Do you take orders to-go?"
"Yes, we do." "Good. Get your coat, you're coming with me..." |
07-23-2010, 02:17 PM | #3 |
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Hey baby I got beer.
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07-23-2010, 02:18 PM | #4 |
Founding Member of CTCC
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Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?
No? Are you free for lunch ?
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07-23-2010, 02:26 PM | #5 |
Voice Of The Voiceless
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
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07-23-2010, 02:28 PM | #6 |
Mischief Managed
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07-23-2010, 02:35 PM | #7 |
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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
Yes i do. Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.
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07-23-2010, 02:42 PM | #8 |
The Milano
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"Polar Bear"
"what did you say?" "polar bear" "Why are you saying polar bear?" "because it breaks the ice" and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"
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My first Love. She was called "Miss Carriage" (still cry when I think about her)
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07-23-2010, 02:44 PM | #9 |
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07-23-2010, 02:45 PM | #10 |
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did you guys play nude twister?
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07-23-2010, 02:46 PM | #11 |
Mischief Managed
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I think on a girl with the right sense of humor (when presented in a joking manner) these could work....LOL....
or at worst - she'd be laughing at the lines and not in your face....
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07-23-2010, 02:48 PM | #12 |
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Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.
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07-23-2010, 02:49 PM | #13 |
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open.
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07-23-2010, 02:50 PM | #14 |
The Milano
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My first Love. She was called "Miss Carriage" (still cry when I think about her)
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