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Old 12-28-2011, 02:01 PM   #1
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Talking Shrinking heads

In preparing a head for shrinking, does one sew closed the mouth and eyes before or after removing the skull? I know you'll probably answer 'after the treatment', but what if you've figured a way to immobilize the mother-in-law so that she cannot stop the stitching no matter how hard she tries to resist. The results might well be more natural in appearance, you know, with that rabid dog look she evinced so often in life...
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:21 PM   #2
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Will you do this for a fee? My ex almost-mother-in-law has it coming

She could never handle me being her son's she tried to poison me in fact...
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:25 PM   #3
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As many remarks as you make about killing your mother-in-law, you better hope she never ends up dead. You are probably already the FBI's number one suspect. LOL
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:42 PM   #4
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In preparing a head for shrinking, does one sew closed the mouth and eyes before or after removing the skull? I know you'll probably answer 'after the treatment', but what if you've figured a way to immobilize the mother-in-law so that she cannot stop the stitching no matter how hard she tries to resist. The results might well be more natural in appearance, you know, with that rabid dog look she evinced so often in life...
Would you like to practice on my Mother-in-law first?

J/K of course.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:53 PM   #5
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As many remarks as you make about killing your mother-in-law, you better hope she never ends up dead. You are probably already the FBI's number one suspect. LOL
Yeah, you're probably right. I oughta' follow your example and play it closer to the vest, eh?
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:16 PM   #6
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actually.....to answer the question.....you sew the mouth and eyes shut after you have removed the scull and then have pured in the hot sand. sewing the mouth shut keeps the sand from spilling out and making a mess.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:22 PM   #7
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As many remarks as you make about killing your mother-in-law, you better hope she never ends up dead. You are probably already the FBI's number one suspect. LOL
He's too old to have a mother-in-law that could cause him any problems. This is just practice for his comedy career with he retires from teaching.
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:01 PM   #8
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He's too old to have a mother-in-law that could cause him any problems. This is just practice for his comedy career with he retires from teaching.
Hmm, it appears that the "ball is in my court" so to speak. Let's see, I need a salient riposte perfectly suited to the verbal volley set against me. Oh, yeah, I got it: Yo' mama!
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:58 PM   #9
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To get a perfectly shrunk head, just unzip your fly in temps near 0*F
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I just about spit my beer out with this one.


Although it doesn't have to be nowhere near 0 for me. LOL
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Yep, that's a keeper.
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