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*CamaroSpike23* · 11-24-2008, 06:19 PM

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anna, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Anna decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anna prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anna hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.

Again he is ready for more 'action.'

Somewhat surprised, Anna consents for more coupl ing.

When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'

And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anna and says: .......'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

[B]Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages

*Milk 1027* · 11-24-2008, 06:37 PM

That's disturbing in more than one way

zebra · 11-24-2008, 06:43 PM

Little Jimmy Dickens used to say:
"You know when you're old when your wife says, 'Let's run up stairs and make love' and your response is 'You're gonna have to pick one. I ain't got the energy to do both!'"

*CamaroSpike23* · 11-24-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zebra

Little Jimmy Dickens used to say:
"You know when you're old when your wife says, 'Let's run up stairs and make love' and your response is 'You're gonna have to pick one. I ain't got the energy to do both!'"

ive got a dirty one to tell, but i cant... yet....

zebra · 01-20-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroSpike23

ive got a dirty one to tell, but i cant... yet....

can you now?... or is it still too early?

Boomer Sooner · 01-20-2009, 03:34 PM

at OP

*Camaro_Corvette* · 01-20-2009, 04:05 PM

LOL

Supermans · 01-20-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

That's disturbing in more than one way

Very funny///

Mr Twisty · 01-20-2009, 04:12 PM

Grammaw and grampaw are sitting on the front porch rocking in their chairs. Out of the blue grammaw slaps grampaw. He says, "What you hit me for woman?" She says, "Thats for fifty years of bad sex!"
Grampaw thinks about that long and hard rocking away in his chair, then out of the blue, POW! He hits grammaw so hard she fell out of her chair! OOWWW!!! What you do that for? He said, "That's for knowin the difference!"

NAHURRY · 01-20-2009, 04:16 PM

Rodrunner · 01-20-2009, 05:54 PM

Very funny. Sooo, all I have to do is forget I did it and I'm good to go again? I gotta remember that....err, forget that...whatever.

Mr Twisty · 01-20-2009, 06:10 PM

Know how to keep a dork in suspense?

Rodrunner · 01-20-2009, 07:04 PM

Ok, I'll play the sucker and ask how?

*DGthe3* · 01-20-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Know how to keep a dork in suspense?

good one

11-24-2008, 06:37 PM	#2
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zebra just can't seem to leave Drives: your mom wild!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: cold & windy Posts: 10,625 View My Garage	Little Jimmy Dickens used to say: "You know when you're old when your wife says, 'Let's run up stairs and make love' and your response is 'You're gonna have to pick one. I ain't got the energy to do both!'" __________________ Eve ('00 FRC): hot-air intake Rowan ('09 H3): 5spd mom-mobile Penny ('99 Sierra): 5.3 / HD 5spd... gone but not forgotten Samson ('18 HD): compounded 408

01-20-2009, 04:05 PM	#7
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01-20-2009, 05:54 PM	#11
Rodrunner Senior Member Drives: 2010 SS/RS, '06 350Z Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: So. Maryland Posts: 2,333	Very funny. Sooo, all I have to do is forget I did it and I'm good to go again? I gotta remember that....err, forget that...whatever. __________________ 2SS/RS - Black/Black - CGM Rally Stripes - Auto - VIN 10171

01-20-2009, 07:04 PM	#13
Rodrunner Senior Member Drives: 2010 SS/RS, '06 350Z Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: So. Maryland Posts: 2,333	Ok, I'll play the sucker and ask how? __________________ 2SS/RS - Black/Black - CGM Rally Stripes - Auto - VIN 10171

01-20-2009, 03:34 PM	#6
Boomer Sooner Banned Drives: my girlfriend nuts Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: OK Posts: 336	at OP

01-20-2009, 04:12 PM	#9
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,765	Grammaw and grampaw are sitting on the front porch rocking in their chairs. Out of the blue grammaw slaps grampaw. He says, "What you hit me for woman?" She says, "Thats for fifty years of bad sex!" Grampaw thinks about that long and hard rocking away in his chair, then out of the blue, POW! He hits grammaw so hard she fell out of her chair! OOWWW!!! What you do that for? He said, "That's for knowin the difference!"

01-20-2009, 04:16 PM	#10
NAHURRY Love's to Detail Drives: 2010 SS,97silverado/08crewcab Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Greenville SC. Posts: 1,421

01-20-2009, 06:10 PM	#12
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,765	Know how to keep a dork in suspense?

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