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Old 06-27-2012, 06:21 AM   #1
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Homeless guy

So I'm parked on a side street; kinda alley like. I walk out to my car and see this homeless guy with his pants around his ankles by the back of my car taking a freakin dump. I'm like what the hell are you doing? He responds with "when ya gotta go you gotta go, ya got a couple bucks?"
I just leave, cannot believe this crap. Now fast forward a few hours....... My wife comes in and says, "whats all over the side of your car?"
I go out to find this A hole smeared his poo all over my quarter panel. WTF
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:24 AM   #2
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:36 AM   #3
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I guess the next time you find someone SQUATTING by your car....give him a couple bucks.....or drive to the nearest carwash!
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:37 AM   #4
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Dam! Lmao>. Not at you but But the fact that people actually do this kind of _hit! No pun intended.
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:38 AM   #5
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I guess the next time you find someone SQUATTING by your car....give him a couple bucks.....or drive to the nearest carwash!
Ya right, I guess he wanted the couple bucks to wipe with. Aaargggh.
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:09 AM   #6
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wow. that is just crazy.
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:10 AM   #7
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What part of Cincy did this happen in?
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:16 AM   #8
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That had to be downtown Cincinnati?
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:33 AM   #9
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Lesson for the day:

If you ever find a homeless person behind your vehicle defecating, promptly move your vehicle before he can finish doing his business.
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:37 AM   #10
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Old 06-27-2012, 08:43 AM   #11
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some don't pull down their pants...
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:31 AM   #12
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What part of Cincy did this happen in?
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That had to be downtown Cincinnati?
yes, very close to downtown, near Union Terminal if you know where that is.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:59 AM   #13
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OMFG! That's disgusting! He's lucky you didn't notice that until you got home!
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:06 AM   #14
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Just when you think you have heard it all a story like this pops up!!! Crazy!!!!
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