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Old 07-03-2016, 11:32 PM   #1
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Things you can say about your car and not your girlfriend

Saw this post on Facebook and it had some funny answers so I figure people here will have some good ones.
What are some things u can say about ur 2016 camaro but not ur girlfriend?
Example:
She has a loose rear end
She is cheap and fast
Four guys cannot fit in her but at least my best friend can
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Old 07-04-2016, 01:08 AM   #2
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I'm only keeping it for two years, then getting a new one.
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Old 07-04-2016, 02:03 AM   #3
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Your Camaro doesn't mind if you take another car for a test drive.
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Old 07-04-2016, 06:04 AM   #4
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:57 AM   #5
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You can fit a lot more in her trunk than you would expect.

I wish I could make her louder.
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Old 07-04-2016, 01:53 PM   #6
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She likes it when I put my foot down...
She likes when I give her gas...
I can play under the hood for hours...
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Consuming meth doesn't make her ugly...
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Old 07-04-2016, 02:02 PM   #7
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Her sister (5th gen) is better looking.
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Old 07-04-2016, 02:42 PM   #8
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Consuming meth doesn't make her ugly...
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:12 PM   #9
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She's more fun to drive if I've been drinking.



Oh wait, wrong way around.
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Old 07-05-2016, 05:04 PM   #10
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It's just not as fun if she doesn't have a stick.
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Old 07-05-2016, 05:35 PM   #11
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It's just not as fun if she doesn't have a stick.
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Old 07-06-2016, 10:50 AM   #12
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I put a full bottle of lube in her and she still squealed.
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Old 07-06-2016, 12:11 PM   #13
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Old 07-06-2016, 10:54 PM   #14
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She's a garage queen!
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