07-03-2016, 11:32 PM | #1 |
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Things you can say about your car and not your girlfriend
Saw this post on Facebook and it had some funny answers so I figure people here will have some good ones.
What are some things u can say about ur 2016 camaro but not ur girlfriend? Example: She has a loose rear end She is cheap and fast Four guys cannot fit in her but at least my best friend can |
07-04-2016, 01:08 AM | #2 |
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I'm only keeping it for two years, then getting a new one.
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07-04-2016, 02:03 AM | #3 |
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Your Camaro doesn't mind if you take another car for a test drive.
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07-04-2016, 06:04 AM | #4 |
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"She`s a bitch to handle"
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07-04-2016, 09:57 AM | #5 |
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You can fit a lot more in her trunk than you would expect.
I wish I could make her louder. |
07-04-2016, 01:53 PM | #6 |
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She likes it when I put my foot down...
She likes when I give her gas... I can play under the hood for hours... New shoes are only $800... Consuming meth doesn't make her ugly... |
07-04-2016, 02:02 PM | #7 |
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Her sister (5th gen) is better looking.
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07-04-2016, 02:42 PM | #8 |
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07-04-2016, 09:12 PM | #9 |
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She's more fun to drive if I've been drinking.
Oh wait, wrong way around.
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07-05-2016, 05:04 PM | #10 |
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It's just not as fun if she doesn't have a stick.
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07-05-2016, 05:35 PM | #11 |
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07-06-2016, 10:50 AM | #12 |
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I put a full bottle of lube in her and she still squealed.
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07-06-2016, 12:11 PM | #13 |
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When I nail it all I can smell is burnt rubber.
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07-06-2016, 10:54 PM | #14 |
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She's a garage queen!
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