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GEEo · 07-10-2011, 12:58 AM

re post.

Z28RockStar · 07-10-2011, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroKid300

:bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk:

+1

MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE! HALP! lol

Camaro10v6 · 07-10-2011, 01:08 AM

Thats so funny

AUS10BMX · 07-10-2011, 01:09 AM

And it is still... Not... Sold!? After all this!!!!

Synerbee · 07-10-2011, 01:13 AM

I wish I was creative as him

2FST2LIV2YNG2DY · 07-10-2011, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUS10BMX

And it is still... Not... Sold!? After all this!!!!

JKBUMBLEBEE · 07-10-2011, 02:03 AM

omg this has to be the 5th re post of this

REDXIIIDave · 07-10-2011, 04:13 AM

Jesus Christ, let this this die already.

Synyster · 07-10-2011, 05:02 AM

All right... this is the last time I click on this kind of thread topic

emin7 · 07-10-2011, 09:34 AM

doesn't matter how many of us see it....we already have camaros!

chandler · 07-10-2011, 09:48 AM

I know it's old news...but come on...it still makes me laugh.

sasquash1984 · 07-10-2011, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroKid300

:bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk: :bangdesk:

DarricSS · 07-10-2011, 10:28 AM

Here is a better for sale add. Get all the re-post haters to compete for this Pontoon boat...see who is a net nanny and who is a real man!

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218...96&s_cid=S0001

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Fish Cat FC Cougar Pontoon row or kick fin boat - fishcat fishing boat

OK, let me start off by saying this Pontoon Boat is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a Pontoon Boat to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Pontoon Boat would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly!!!

It was never intended to float to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of water craft you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This Pontoon Boat was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like Navigation(real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a Minn Kota Endura that wields 46 lbs of thrust that will outrun any boat cops. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery.

It even has a first-aid kit in the back (not Really). You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Minn Kota also has cruise control so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun over your shoulder and drive at the same time. It’s saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for one… unfortunately the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes will have to wait on the bank . There’s a motor mount to hold your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new anchor and rope to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $750.00, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $450 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There’s only a couple of trips on this pontooned hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me; it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on."

IBM · 07-10-2011, 10:29 AM

:upset:

07-10-2011, 02:03 AM	#21
JKBUMBLEBEE TEAM LLT ! NY5thGEN Drives: 2011 3.6L V6 328HP Camaro Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NY / PA Posts: 622 View My Garage	omg this has to be the 5th re post of this __________________

07-10-2011, 09:34 AM	#24
emin7 1st State C5 Drives: 2010 Camaro SIM 2LT/RS Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mid-Atlantic Posts: 552	doesn't matter how many of us see it....we already have camaros! __________________

07-10-2011, 09:48 AM	#25
chandler Drives: 2010 CGM 2SS/RS M6 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 136	I know it's old news...but come on...it still makes me laugh. __________________ Camaros...just plain .

07-10-2011, 10:28 AM	#27
DarricSS Drives: '10 Camaro SS Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, Arizona Posts: 1,047	Here is a better for sale add. Get all the re-post haters to compete for this Pontoon boat...see who is a net nanny and who is a real man! http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218...96&s_cid=S0001 " Fish Cat FC Cougar Pontoon row or kick fin boat - fishcat fishing boat OK, let me start off by saying this Pontoon Boat is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a Pontoon Boat to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Pontoon Boat would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly!!! It was never intended to float to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of water craft you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This Pontoon Boat was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like Navigation(real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a Minn Kota Endura that wields 46 lbs of thrust that will outrun any boat cops. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back (not Really). You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Minn Kota also has cruise control so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun over your shoulder and drive at the same time. It’s saved my bacon more than once. It has room for one… unfortunately the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes will have to wait on the bank . There’s a motor mount to hold your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new anchor and rope to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $750.00, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $450 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. There’s only a couple of trips on this pontooned hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me; it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on." __________________ 2010, SIM, 2SS/RS, LS3, CGM Stripes

07-10-2011, 10:29 AM	#28
IBM Drives: '11 2LT/RS IBM Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: N. Kentucky Posts: 1,050	:upset: __________________

07-10-2011, 12:58 AM	#15
GEEo OKCamaros Drives: 4 banger Diesel Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Philippines Posts: 4,572	re post.

07-10-2011, 01:08 AM	#17
Camaro10v6 Drives: 2010 Camaro 2LT/RS Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: North Jersey Posts: 50	Thats so funny

07-10-2011, 01:09 AM	#18
AUS10BMX Drives: 2010 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: G Posts: 1,257 View My Garage	And it is still... Not... Sold!? After all this!!!!

07-10-2011, 01:13 AM	#19
Synerbee SoCal Headturners Drives: 2010 SGM Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Anaheim Hills, California Posts: 5,788	I wish I was creative as him

07-10-2011, 04:13 AM	#22
REDXIIIDave El Chupacabra Drives: 2011 2SS/RS A6 Black/Black Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 923	Jesus Christ, let this this die already.

07-10-2011, 05:02 AM	#23
Synyster Drives: 2006 F150 Lariat Join Date: May 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 1,665	All right... this is the last time I click on this kind of thread topic