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GhostOutlaw · 11-23-2010, 10:21 AM

Ok, I always park in no mans land, usually without issue. Today though a pos Subaru is parked next to me when there's thr typical million other spots avail. Inches from my passenger door, and there's a clear paint smudge, his color, should buff out though.

I came out to grab some stuff real quick, so what is the best method to extract revenge. I'm thinking tire deflation but I have the bare minimum on me, so I need a quick crash course or other ideas.

Ravener · 11-23-2010, 10:24 AM

Hook a chain from under his POS's bumper to the cement parking block (if there is one)...hours of follow up fun there.

Oooorrr...liquid steel his door locks, mothballs in the gas tank, etc etc

*The_Blur* · 11-23-2010, 10:24 AM

Just leave the other car alone. You bought an attractive car, and that causes other people to want to be close to it. Just keep parking far away. The only way to keep your car spotless is never to drive it, and that's not why you bought it. The point of parking out there is to limit the risk of other people dinging your car, not eliminate it.

Shift · 11-23-2010, 10:25 AM

slash his tires

greenrail · 11-23-2010, 10:25 AM

Leave the person a note. Revenge leads to other problems that can escalate out of hand. Some folks have posted some interesting notes you can leave on that person's windshield. Do a search.

GhostOutlaw · 11-23-2010, 10:26 AM

Great idea blur, eliminate his car! Perfect, thanks!

cab2g · 11-23-2010, 10:26 AM

Some people are dicks, that doesn't mean you have to be one too.

2010 SSRS · 11-23-2010, 10:27 AM

Paint the pos windshield Black

*The_Blur* · 11-23-2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostOutlaw

Great idea blur, eliminate his car! Perfect, thanks!

Shift · 11-23-2010, 10:28 AM

If you do something to him however never plan to leave your car unattended in the county again

Sir Nuke · 11-23-2010, 10:30 AM

well if this is at WORK.... this is what I would do. Move your car AWAY from the A$$WIPE. IF by chance, you have a security force where you work and can have them find out who it is, do so, adn POLITLY tell him/her in person what them have done adn ask them WHY. IF you don't have that option, and it is a co-worker of whom you don't know, write them a nice little letter and when you go to leave work for teh day, and if the car is still there, leave hem the note. becasue if this is someone at work, and you do anything at all to their car...you can bet you last nickel it WILL ESCALATE and you will not come out ahead in the long run.

GhostOutlaw · 11-23-2010, 10:33 AM

It's at a college, I know it's a staff but there's a lot of that so no idea who. And that's the other problem, since my camaro is my daily, it's at risk if I retaliate since I'm the ony maro on campus.

Steve Dallas · 11-23-2010, 10:36 AM

Call a few friends with trucks, and park around his vehicle and wait for him.

Take pictures of the damage.

Tell him that he isn't getting out of his spot until you swap insurance information, or that he pays for the damage.

If he doesn't agree to do that, call the police (not 911), and report the property damage and that you wish to file a report. Hopefully the police will come so you can file a police report on the property damage, and make sure the officer helps get the insurance information from the a-hole.

Keep it civil, no matter how much you want to kick this guys ass. Better yet, start video recording from your (or your friends) camera to document this.

TBone · 11-23-2010, 10:51 AM

Put zip-ties on his rims with the extra hanging on the inside of the rim. When he drives away it will be like when you put a baseball card in the spoke of your bicycle tires and drive him nuts. You will not be causing any permanent damage that will come back to bite you in the ass either. This works better when put them on his drive shaft with a large zip-tie but who knows if you can get to that. He, he, he.

T.

11-23-2010, 10:21 AM	#1
GhostOutlaw Drives: Black 2011 2LT/RS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 282	No mans land revenge Ok, I always park in no mans land, usually without issue. Today though a pos Subaru is parked next to me when there's thr typical million other spots avail. Inches from my passenger door, and there's a clear paint smudge, his color, should buff out though. I came out to grab some stuff real quick, so what is the best method to extract revenge. I'm thinking tire deflation but I have the bare minimum on me, so I need a quick crash course or other ideas.

11-23-2010, 10:24 AM	#3
The_Blur Moderator Drives: 2018 Harley-Davidson Street Bob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 14,769	Just leave the other car alone. You bought an attractive car, and that causes other people to want to be close to it. Just keep parking far away. The only way to keep your car spotless is never to drive it, and that's not why you bought it. The point of parking out there is to limit the risk of other people dinging your car, not eliminate it. __________________ RDP Motorsport//GEN5DIY//Cultrag Performance//JPSS//Rodgets Chevrolet// Operation Demon//Buy at Invoice//RACECARWEAR RESPECT ALL CARS. LOVE YOUR OWN. warn 145:159 ban

11-23-2010, 10:25 AM	#5
greenrail Comic Curmudgeon Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS-2010 VW CC Sport Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Near Chicago, IL Posts: 2,395	Leave the person a note. Revenge leads to other problems that can escalate out of hand. Some folks have posted some interesting notes you can leave on that person's windshield. Do a search. __________________ Member Illinois Camaro Club His Name is Rosie - "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick!" - If you know who said that, then you know the genesis of his name.

11-23-2010, 10:26 AM	#7
cab2g love. my. car. Drives: 2011 2SS/RS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,372 View My Garage	Some people are dicks, that doesn't mean you have to be one too. __________________

11-23-2010, 10:27 AM	#8
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,187 View My Garage	Paint the pos windshield Black __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package

11-23-2010, 10:24 AM	#2
Ravener Drives: 2010 2SS RS M6 Blk Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Md Posts: 287	Hook a chain from under his POS's bumper to the cement parking block (if there is one)...hours of follow up fun there. Oooorrr...liquid steel his door locks, mothballs in the gas tank, etc etc

11-23-2010, 10:25 AM	#4
Shift Drives: Me 2001 F150, The wife '11 2SS RS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 532	slash his tires

11-23-2010, 10:28 AM	#10
Shift Drives: Me 2001 F150, The wife '11 2SS RS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 532	If you do something to him however never plan to leave your car unattended in the county again

11-23-2010, 10:30 AM	#11
Sir Nuke Master of All Things Drives: '20 Corvette Stingray Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Southeast of Houston, Texas Posts: 22,330 View My Garage	well if this is at WORK.... this is what I would do. Move your car AWAY from the A$$WIPE. IF by chance, you have a security force where you work and can have them find out who it is, do so, adn POLITLY tell him/her in person what them have done adn ask them WHY. IF you don't have that option, and it is a co-worker of whom you don't know, write them a nice little letter and when you go to leave work for teh day, and if the car is still there, leave hem the note. becasue if this is someone at work, and you do anything at all to their car...you can bet you last nickel it WILL ESCALATE and you will not come out ahead in the long run. __________________

11-23-2010, 10:33 AM	#12
GhostOutlaw Drives: Black 2011 2LT/RS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 282	It's at a college, I know it's a staff but there's a lot of that so no idea who. And that's the other problem, since my camaro is my daily, it's at risk if I retaliate since I'm the ony maro on campus.

11-23-2010, 10:36 AM	#13
Steve Dallas Commits weekly crime Drives: 2017 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Camano Island, WA Posts: 9,513 View My Garage	Call a few friends with trucks, and park around his vehicle and wait for him. Take pictures of the damage. Tell him that he isn't getting out of his spot until you swap insurance information, or that he pays for the damage. If he doesn't agree to do that, call the police (not 911), and report the property damage and that you wish to file a report. Hopefully the police will come so you can file a police report on the property damage, and make sure the officer helps get the insurance information from the a-hole. Keep it civil, no matter how much you want to kick this guys ass. Better yet, start video recording from your (or your friends) camera to document this. __________________ 2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.

11-23-2010, 10:51 AM	#14
TBone Negative Camber Junkie Drives: 2010 1SS LS3/6MN ABM 1 of 23 Join Date: May 2009 Location: ChiTown, IL Posts: 1,824	Put zip-ties on his rims with the extra hanging on the inside of the rim. When he drives away it will be like when you put a baseball card in the spoke of your bicycle tires and drive him nuts. You will not be causing any permanent damage that will come back to bite you in the ass either. This works better when put them on his drive shaft with a large zip-tie but who knows if you can get to that. He, he, he. T. __________________ "Horsepower is something that looks great in a Magazine article, but suspension is what actually gets you around the track fast.." Jack Olsen The drag strip is like sniffing glue, it's cheap, it's a decent buzz, it doesn't last long and they are all the same. Road racing is like China White Heroin, the buzz is stronger, the high lasts for hours, it's extremely addictive and they are all different. I can't wait for my next Track fix. DA HAWKS OWN DA CUP!!!!!

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